Simping for Emo Girls [Ayara]

Commander / EDH Aristocrats Mono-Black Tokens

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Creature (30)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Callous Bloodmage
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Chittering Witch
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Lazotep Reaver
• 1x Lord Skitter, Sewer King
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Oathsworn Vampire
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Witch of the Moors
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (36)

• 1x Barad-dur
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Hagra Broodpit  ^Flip
• 1x Malakir Mire  ^Flip
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 23x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Grave Pact

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Command the Dreadhorde
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Plague of Vermin

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1x Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Crowded Crypt
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (6)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Rotten Reunion
• 1x Snuff Out

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Ayara sends her spouses on a quest to find her lost cauldron, if they don't return in a year she assumes they're dead and has a funeral, followed by another wedding. That's pretty toxic.

The Mia Wallace alter really captures the idea here, flirting with death, killing yourself, being revived, and loves a party.

"Mourning shifts seamlessly to celebration as she chooses her next suitor"

Ayara, First of Locthwain + Plague of Vermin Ashnod's Altar + Nim Deathmantle with anything that makes a token, or with any other permanent making new tokens when creatures die. Pawn of Ulamog + Pitiless Plunderer + Reassembling Skeleton or Oathsworn Vampire or Bloodsoaked Champion A sac outlet with Pitiless Plunderer + Nether Traitor + Blight Mound or any other card that makes a token when a non-token creature dies. Exquisite Blood + Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose Exquisite Blood + Marauding Blight-Priest

Top Ranked	Achieved #53 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #35 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Black 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	8 months
Key combos	Ashnod's Altar + Nim Deathmantle Pawn of Ulamog + Pitiless Plunderer + Reassembling Skeleton Ayara, First of Locthwain + Plague of Vermin Exquisite Blood + Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose Exquisite Blood + Marauding Blight-Priest
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Goat 0/1 W, Harpy 1/1 B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Orc Army, Pest 1/1 BG, Rat 1/1 B, Rat 1/1 B w/ Can't Block, Serf 0/1 B, Snake 1/1 B, Thrull 0/1 B, Thrull 1/1 B, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed, Zombie Army 0/0 B
Folders	EDH, Meme EDH, Funsies/Other's Decks