Sisay's Bad Bitches

Commander / EDH*

QueenMarkitta

Creature (25)

• 1x Anafenza, the Foremost
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Empress Galina
• 1x Etrata, the Silencer
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Rashmi, Eternities Crafter
• 1x Samut, Voice of Dissent
• 1x Saskia the Unyielding
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Sen Triplets
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Shanna, Sisay's Legacy
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tymna the Weaver *f-etch*
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Planeswalker (9)

• 1x Aminatou, the Fateshifter
• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin
• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Nissa, Steward of Elements
• 1x Tamiyo, Field Researcher
• 1x The Wanderer
• 1x Vivien, Champion of the Wilds
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Land (31)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 3x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers
• 4x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Steam Vents
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Watery Grave

Artifact (13)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Godsend
• 1x Hero's Blade
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Day of Destiny
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Oath of Nissa
• 1x Oppressive Rays
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Wilderness Reclamation

Instant (5)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Time of Need

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Sideboard

Artifact (2)

• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue
• 1x Whip of Erebos

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Maybeboard

Creature (18)

• 1x Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit
• 1x Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Derevi, Empyrial Tactician
• 1x Ephara, God of the Polis
• 1x Fumiko the Lowblood
• 1x Garna, the Bloodflame
• 1x Jenara, Asura of War
• 1x Masako the Humorless
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Muldrotha, the Gravetide
• 1x Prime Speaker Vannifar
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Vona, Butcher of Magan
• 1x Wasitora, Nekoru Queen

Planeswalker (6)

• 1x Arlinn Kord  ^Flip
• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Huatli, Warrior Poet
• 1x Kiora, Behemoth Beckoner
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar

Artifact (4)

• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Heroes' Podium
• 1x Sword of the Chosen
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice

Instant (2)

• 1x Disallow
• 1x Dovin's Veto

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Superfriends, but they're all bad bitches.

What's a bad bitch? It's a card you throw down that makes your opponents say, "Oh no, not that bitch."

A question I get asked a lot by my meta is whether "bitch" is exclusive to female cards, but this is 2019; bitch is a state of mind, not a gender.

Then the inevitable follow-up question is: "Why isn't Nicol Bolas in this deck? Is he not a bad bitch?"

And to that I say: http://gph.is/2d0cIJY

DISCLAIMER: I'm not very good at building decks.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	25 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 1 Rares 16 - 1 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.23
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Bird 2/2 U, Emblem Tamiyo, Field Researcher, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Treasure