Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

Commander / EDH Competitive GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Legendary Matters Midrange Multiplayer Primer

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Creature (37)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Drannith Magistrate
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Kytheon, Hero of Akros  ^Flip
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loyal Retainers
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Reki, the History of Kamigawa
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sigarda, Heron's Grace
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Tomik, Distinguished Advokist

Land (32)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 4x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers
• 4x Plains
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Sylvan Library

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Three Visits

Commander (1)

Instant (11)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Artifact (9)

• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Vivien, Champion of the Wilds

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Creature (4)

• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Artifact (2)

• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Talisman of Unity

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Exploration

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Sisay saying "NO!" to various things! Sisay's first tutor target should always be Shalai, Voice of Plenty (then slap Swiftfoot Boots, Lightning Greaves, or Champion's Helm on her ASAP)! Gaddock Teeg right after her is REALLY disruptive to most decks.

Ramping into a turn 2 or 3 Sisay is optimal but there's plenty of hatebears to play if you don't see your ramp.

In the turns before Sisay comes down and after Shalai/Gaddock you'll be saying no a LOT to mess up your opponents gameplan with hatebears galore. Focus on getting getting 3 white mana and 8 total to bring Avacyn out ASAP.

Endgame options are build up big mana with Nykthos/Gaea's Cradle (and possibly untapping both with Garruk) for HUGE Kamahl Overruns or counters for all from Shalai. Elesh Norn/Avacyn will typically let you win via flyers a lot of the time too.

2.04 non-creature avg. cmc. 3.25 creature avg. cmc. (Updated 1/30/21)

Feel free to check out my other decks.

ACTIVE:

{U}{B}{R} Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

{W}{B}{R} Spanisshin Inquisisshin

{W}{U}{B} Alela's Aerodynamics: A Crash Course

{W}{U}{R} Bipedal Beastmode (Éowyn Human Tribal)

{W}{U}{G} Dopplegangbangers - Historic Flash Convoke Copies

{W}{R}{G} Rienne's Kaleidoscope - Multicolor/Legends Matter

RETIRED:

{W} Goldmane... The Other Brother

{U}{B}{G} Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

{W}{B}{G} Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

{W}{R}{G} Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

{B}{R}{G} Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

{U}{R}{G} Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

{W}{G} Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

{W}{B}{R} Edgar's Dega Vampires

{G}{B}{U}{W} Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

CRAFTED (NEVER PLAYED):

{W}{R} "Wake Up, Wasteland! It's Me, Three Dog!"

{W}{B}{G} The Calm Before The Swarm -Mazirek/Vrestin Insects (Rule 0)

BUILT FOR FRIENDS:

{U}{B}{G} Boot Scootin' Booger - Felix Five Boots

{W}{B}{R} "The Devil's Invoice" - Vihaan Treasuristocrats

{W}{R}{G} Ghired's Parrots: "Stop Copying Me, Squawk"

Top Ranked	Achieved #19 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #11 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Primer 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	5 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.72
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Elephant 3/3 G, Human Soldier 1/1 W
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