Slobad, Junkyard Warrior

Commander / EDH Artifact Casual Combo Jank Mono-Red

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Artifact (30)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Forsaken Monument
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Staff of Domination
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Instant (1)

• 1x Chaos Warp

Creature (24)

• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Dross Scorpion
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem *oversized*
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Metalworker
• 1x Mycosynth Golem
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pentavus
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Voltaic Construct
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Sorcery (5)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Saheeli's Directive
• 1x Scrap Mastery
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 22x Mountain
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Wasteland

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Karn, the Great Creator
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

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When life gives you lemons, make lemon scented jet fuel to burn your opponents. When life gives you junk, make more dangerous junk! Have you ever wondered "What if IKEA made a cardgame?"? - Then this is the perfect deck for you!

Down in Slobad's Toy Shop of Doom™, a reckless savant slaves away, tinkering on his doomsday device off in the faraway 'Magical Christmasland'. With every "upgrade", he is still unaware whether he is nearing completion, or on the verge of setting off the apocalypse. To capture the recklessness and fume-induced whimsy of a goblin artificer, this deck plays several synergies centered on artifacts, and you are always able to scrap something together with whatever you have laying around. This means that the graveyard and the deepest corners of your library are within your grasp, waiting for a simple spark of epiphany to unleash an unstoppable Rube Goldberg death machine. You are as likely to kill yourself as you are your friends.

Philosophy

Synergy is the name of the game. In this deck, every piece has been selected to interact with as many other pieces as possible to ensure that there is always something to assemble. But, Like every good machine, this is a work in progress and some parts may need swapped out for upgrades.

This deck is a throwback to the days I played Mirrodin Artifact decks with my friends. With memories from before the days of public decklists and online card shopping - when you only heard of new cards through rumors, cracking packs, or playing with out-of-towners.

Several of these cards are meant to evoke that nostalgia by playing some older, janky artifact combos all my friends and I dreamed of putting together one day, but we could never find the pieces in our local gameshop. Assemble powerful combos from utter jank. Use Metalworker to do degenerate stuff like play our huge stuff super early. Blow up lands with Karn and Lattice! Turn Staff of Nin into a machine gun. This deck is about silliness and a complete disregard for the future in favor of assembling something good from your garbage heap. The possibilities are endless.

Schematics

Don't forget that our commander can slot in anywhere "Sac Outlet" is mentioned!

Infinite Colorless Mana
Basalt Monolith + Forsaken Monument
Forsaken Monument + Voltaic Construct + Palladium Myr
Basalt Monolith/Thran Dynamo/Mana Vault + Pentavus + Dross Scorpion
Everflowing Chalice(3+ counters) + Pentavus + Dross Scorpion
Rings of Brighthearth + Basalt Monolith + 2 mana from another source
Rings of Brighthearth + Everflowing Chalice(4+ counters) + Voltaic Key
Metalworker + Staff of Domination, (3 artifacts in hand)
Metalworker + Voltaic Construct, (3 artifacts in hand)
Karn, Silver Golem + Voltaic Construct + Thran Dynamo/Gilded Lotus/Basalt Monolith
Karn, Silver Golem + Voltaic Construct + Everflowing Chalice (for 3+ mana)
Krark-Clan Ironworks + Dross Scorpion + Wurmcoil Engine + Mimic Vat (bonus infinite 3/3 wurms)
Krark-Clan Ironworks/Ashnod's Altar + Foundry Inspector/Forsaken Monument + Myr Retriever + Junk Diver
Krark-Clan Ironworks + Codex Shredder + Scrap Mastery (Plus enough rocks/artifacts for {8}{R}{R})
Krark-Clan Ironworks + Dross Scorpion + Myr Turbine
Infinite Creature combo + Krark-Clan Ironworks/Ashnod's Altar
Ashnod's Altar + Wurmcoil Engine
Ashnod's Altar + Dross Scorpion + Myr Turbine

Infinite Red Mana
Karn, Silver Golem + Voltaic Construct + Gilded Lotus
Karn, Silver Golem + Gilded Lotus + Voltaic Construct
Pentavus + Dross Scorpion + Gilded Lotus

Infinite 1/1 Myr
Myr Battlesphere + Mimic Vat + Dross Scorpion + Krark-Clan Ironworks

Myr Battlesphere + Goblin Welder + Liquimetal Coating + Dross Scorpion
Myr Battlesphere + Goblin Welder + Mycosynth Lattice + Dross Scorpion

Infinite 3/3 Wurms
Krark-Clan Ironworks + Dross Scorpion + Wurmcoil Engine + Mimic Vat (bonus infinite colorless mana)

Infinite Recursion
Dross Scorpion + Mycosynth Lattice + Goblin Welder + 2 artifacts (Infinite Welder uses)
Dross Scorpion + Liquimetal Coating + Goblin Welder + 2 artifacts (Infinite Welder uses)
Mycosynth Golem + Myr Retriever + Junk Diver + Sac Outlet (Infinite ETB)

Infinite Draw
Metalworker + Staff of Domination, (2 artifacts in hand)
Infinite Mana + Skullclamp + Myr Turbine + Dross Scorpion
Infinite Mana + Rings of Brighthearth + Sensei's Divining Top
Infinite Mana + Pentavus + Rings of Brighthearth + Skullclamp (Bonus Infinite Pentavites)
Foundry Inspector + Mystic Forge + Sensei's Divining Top

Infinite Untaps
Voltaic Construct + Palladium Myr (goes on forever, but doesn't go anywhere)
Basalt Monolith (all by itself, but again useless)
Infinite Mana + Voltaic Construct

Infinite Damage
Infinite Mana + Dross Scorpion + Pentavus + Staff of Nin
Infinite Mana + Purphoros, God of the Forge + Pentavus
Infinite Mana + Voltaic Construct + Staff of Nin
Infinite Mana + Walking Ballista
Infinite Myr + Myr Battlesphere (in Combat Phase) Purphoros, God of the Forge + Myr Turbine + Dross Scorpion + Sac Outlet
Purphoros, God of the Forge + Junk Diver + Myr Retriever + Sac Outlet + (2) Cost Reduction
Purphoros, God of the Forge + Infinite Myr/ Wurm Combo

Infinite Destruction
Infinite Mana + Spine of Ish Sah + Sac Outlet

Non-Infinite, but High Value
Karn, Silver Golem + Mycosynth Lattice
Karn, the Great Creator + Mycosynth Lattice (Soft Lock)
Mycosynth Lattice + Vandalblast (Bonus points if Forge is out)

Future Changes

Always looking for more combo and synergy

Click to put a coin in the machine! (+1)

Based on 2014 Daretti Precon, Built from Scrap by Wizards of the Coast

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.58
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Myr 1/1 C, Pentavite 1/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
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