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Modern Theme/Gimmick UB (Dimir)

lordeoftheflies

Creature (58)

• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 55x Shadowborn Apostle
• 2x Simian Spirit Guide

Land (1)

• 1x Island

Instant (1)

• 1x Surgical Extraction

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BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

Turn 1: Draw + Discard an apostle, Extract the rest of them

Turn 2: Island, Exile guides, and lab maniac

Turn 3: Cry when they kill spell it

Turn 4: ???

Turn 5: Profit

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Rares 1 - 0 Uncommons 57 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.10