For just $15, Emrakul invites you to her Eldrazi Spawning Party!
Emrakul's back from the moon, and she's looking to make some new friends!
She's hosting a Spawning Pool Party and you're ALL invited. With a super budget-friendly cover charge, it's fun for everyone!
Welcome to the party! Don't worry, there's plenty of lively party goers at THIS pool-party. Most of them are your token Eldrazi Spawn, from all walks of life. You've got the one or three fun of
Brood Birthing, the bonus damage of
Spawning Breath, and lets not forget the land-fetching
Growth Spasm.
Those tokens aren't party enough though, so
Emrakul's Hatcher is bringing a keg, and that keg is filled with
Nest Invaders. Sounds gross, but it's totally awesome. Don't forget to take
Kozilek's Predator out for a swim too!
Everyone is waiting, and the party can
really start when four of your Spawn run off to bring
Hand of Emrakul! He loves to cannonball!
Oh, we've got some awesome stuff to give away. Like plenty of free damage from each of your Spawn with
Impact Tremors. Then, once you've got a crowd, pump up the party with
Swarm Surge while the DJ belts out a
Foul-Tongue Shriek!
Got a big party crasher, making a scene? Remind them that they are Outnumbered, or maybe they'll just suffer from a Tragic Slip.
Fresh from Innistrad, Emrakul's bringing some bouncers. One Otherworldly Outburst and her Horrors will proceed to throw you out!
Emrakul knows how to get down in all kinds of situations, she's really flexible.
Sometimes these parties get wild, and it's best to go in your Natural State so you're not too burdened with enchantments and equipment.
If Emrakul's guests keep getting burned? She loves to swim in Luminescent Rain, and doesn't even wait 30 minutes after having some Harsh Sustenance.
If someone keeps driving away her smaller guests, a quick Ghostly Flicker and it's back to the party!
Stop the cops from shutting your party down with a Fog Machine!
Nothing quite puts a damper on her parties, she's found, like a flock of annoying seagulls or pigeons, making a mess of her pool. Throw out some Spidersilk Armor for your guests though, and you've got a problem solved!
Got a bunch of stiffs killing the party? Refuse to stay away no matter how many times you send them to the graveyard? Toss out a few Nihil Spellbombs and stop that real quick.
Turns out Emrakul's old flame from college, Chandra, might be in town as well, and if the party is too loud and crowded, you just might witness Chandra's Fury in person... (She's so hot.)
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