THIS IS A COPY OF "THE H IS O" by user dreamaddict
"This is the final version of my budget, mono-red, turn 3 kill ultra aggro fun times deck.
No card has a CMC of over 2 mana.
The whole thing can be put together from scratch for under $40. This is kind of meant to be a cheap joke but it has some strong points:
Any creature with any enchantment will proc Ferocious on the Temur Battle Rage*. For a deck this fast, that is actually quite scary.
Any creature with Call of the Full Moon can have 4 toughness, and can therefore escape Lightning Strike. There is almost no creature that can trade with it, early game. Unfortunately, nothing escapes Wild Slash .
This setup easily escapes Drown in Sorrow. There are many possibilities to escape Languish. If you are going first, and you get the Turn 3 nut draw, you can outrun Hero's Downfall, as well as 3 mana counterspells. There is no way to escape the Ultimate Price . A deck can only do so much.
Rending Volley can mess with Jeskai builds, Dragonlord Ojutai, or some of Abzan. Roast is there for big green, obviously. Smash to Smithereens can punish Thopters, or Pyromancer's Goggles. Magmatic Chasm can get penetration in wide board states/tokens. That's a good bit of adaptability for a deck this retarded.
You, too, can get Glenn Frey with 3 lines, and you don't need fancy planeswalkers or more than $40. A mono-red deck just punked the Pro Tour, and you're free to run that one, if you like. No, this isn't optimal for everything, this is a artistic statement and a joke that punishes morons. No, there is no Chandra, because she costs 3 mana, and also she is expensive. It is what it is, friends. Enjoy! If you have fun with it, feel free to upvote or comment.
- Goblin Glory Chaser must have Renown to get trample from the combo."
