Squirbles

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Sacrifice Squirrel Tokens Tokens

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Creature (22)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Delighted Halfling *f-pre*
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden *f-pre*
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Savra, Queen of the Golgari
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Underworld Hermit
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 16x Forest
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 16x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Artifact (11)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chitterspitter *f-pre*
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Helm of the Host *f-pre*
• 1x Konda's Banner
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Sol Ring

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Deadly Brew
• 1x Innocent Blood
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Parallel Evolution
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Victimize

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Cloakwood Hermit *f-etch*
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Hatred
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Might of the Masses
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Verdant Command *f-pre*
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x Withering Boon

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen

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Sideboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Brood Monitor
• 1x Catacomb Sifter
• 1x Decimator of the Provinces
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Scion Summoner
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Call the Scions
• 1x Growth Spasm

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Awakening Zone

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Maybeboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x End-Raze Forerunners
• 1x Filth
• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Scurrid Colony
• 1x Tribal Forcemage

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Beacon of Creation
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Plague of Vermin
• 1x Weird Harvest

Instant (2)

• 1x Dark Triumph
• 1x Snuff Out

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Haunted One

Land (1)

• 1x Gaea's Cradle

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its squirrels, focused on squirrel tokens (and the occasional spider and saproling) NO TREASURES. basic lands are better (especially old border foil). no infinite combos i like large number not unending number. cards subject to change. (i think the end goal for this is too have a package of maybe 10-15 cards that can be swapped so i can change power level/speed depending on playgroup or how i want to play.) waiting patiently for bloomburrow. if you have suggestions for boardwide buffs/evasion that would be cool.

SIDEBOARD IS AN ELDRAZI PACKAGE IM TESTING. (they fw the squirrels)

FUNNIEST SQUIRREL MAKERS

• Deranged Hermit/Deep Forest Hermit
• Underworld Hermit paired with Yawgmoth, Thran Physician and Victimize
• Druid's Call paired with Acorn Catapult
• Helm of the Host multiplying Chatterfang leads to problematic situations

BEST DRAW ENGINES (no particular order just the best ones from my experience playing)

• Yawgmoth, Thran Physician Why did they print him?
• Liliana, Dreadhorde General Why did they print her?
• Mask of Memory Forestwalk commander lmao
• Braids, Arisen Nightmare Every time Braids resolves I consistently can draw 3 cards on each of my turns by simply sacrificing tokens. very funny kinda slept on imo.
• Toski, Bearer of Secrets forestwalk commander lmao + the funniest textbox for a squirrel how is he indestructible (we need more nontoken squirrels)

INSTANT DEATH

• Hatred god i love this card, adds a lot to a game even if it gets countered
• Might of the Masses i almost love this card more
• Coat of Arms top 5 most nonsense card ever. love it. ensues unparalleled fear from all who oppose the squirbles

IMMINENT DEATH (u got about 1 or 2 turns before the swarm overtakes u)

• Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest one of my fav cards ever but my """friends""" don't like seeing him in the command zone smh
• Ashnod's Altar and/or Phyrexian Altar tbh its more like instant death but that depends on how many buddies i got to sacrifice
• Arachnogenesis the ultimate combat trick i love seeing the look on peoples faces when i cast this
• Pathbreaker Ibex GET ON BOYS
• Eldrazi Monument 9 legged squirbles flying in hope ur ready loser

CHANGES

• swapped in Nut Collector replacing Tendershoot Dryad for flavor.
• swapped Zulaport Cutthroat with Delighted Halfling because im sick of winning by lifedrain and wanted a really good turn 1 dork
• replaced Tireless Provisioner and Blood Artist with Sign in Blood and Night's Whisper
• removed Mirkwood Bats and Skullclamp as i have grown tired of using them. added Pathbreaker Ibex and Konda's Banner to encourage combat

Date added	1 year
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 3 Mythic Rares 35 - 1 Rares 14 - 2 Uncommons 12 - 3 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Emblem Lolth, Spider Queen, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Saproling 1/1 G, Spider 1/2 G, Spider 2/1 B, Squirrel 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B