Squirrels and Squirrels and Squirrels and....

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Sacrifice Squirrel Tokens

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Squirrel Army (30)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Biowaste Blob
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Emrakul's Evangel
• 1x Esika's Chariot
• 1x From Beyond
• 1x Gyome, Master Chef
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 1x Mitotic Slime
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Necrogenesis
• 1x Necrotic Hex
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Rise of the Dread Marn
• 1x Scatter the Seeds
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Szat's Will
• 1x Taste of Death
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Ulvenwald Mysteries
• 1x Verdant Command
• 1x Verdant Force
• 1x Wolverine Riders

Squirrel Territory Expansion (Ramp) (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explore
• 1x Font of Fertility
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Grow from the Ashes
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
• 1x Talisman of Resilience

Squirrel's Stash (Card Draw) (5)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Lands... but like for Squirrels (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 19x Forest
• 14x Swamp

Saving Squirrels (3)

• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Professor's Warning
• 1x Snakeskin Veil

Chatterfang's Best Friend (Goes Infinite) (1)

• 1x Pitiless Plunderer

Commander (1)

A Squirrel's Sacrifice (Aristocrats) (7)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Squirrel Suicide (More Sac Methods) (4)

• 1x Gaze of Granite
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Viscera Seer

Stronger Squirrels (3)

• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Sylvan Anthem

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Don't you just hate squirrels? Maybe they look cute and fluffy but you just know that deep down they're hiding hatred and malice and a uprising amount of power. You can't beat squirrels, but what if I told you there was a way to kill squirrels and use their power to win games?

Chatterfang is such a fun commander. Make an unholy amount of Squirrels and sick them on the world. Like a true general, Chatterfang also knows when to cut her losses, being able to sacrifice them to kill enemy creatures. Fifteen squirrels can kill Emrekul. The main gameplan of this deck is to make an unholy amount of squirrels, and then use Blood Artist-esque cards to obliterate all your opponents. There are also a few cards in this deck to protect Chatterfang, as he is the key to taking out other squirrels, and some to buff your squirrels (just in case you don't want to kill your entire army but use them as actual soldiers).

I'm very bad at making decks but would like to keep this sort of theme; so, if you have any suggestions on cards, I would love to hear them! Playing on a bit of a budget so no Doubling Season or anything crazy expensive like that but anything that could make this deck better would be extraordinarily helpful, thanks!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.40
Tokens	2/2 G Token Creature Cat, City's Blessing, Clue, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Food, Foretell, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Ooze 1/1 G, Ooze 2/2 G for Mitotic Ooze, Plant 0/1 G, Rat 1/1 B, Saproling 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Thrull 0/1 B, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Berserker 2/2 B