Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels! (Squirrel Prison)

Modern Artifact Combo Forest GU (Simic) Infinite Combo Tokens

MrSilk

Land (21)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 4x Dryad Arbor
• 3x Mishra's Factory
• 3x Misty Rainforest
• 6x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Snow-Covered Island

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Intruder Alarm
• 4x Squirrel Nest

Artifact (14)

• 2x Chalice of the Void
• 3x Chitterspitter
• 2x Damping Sphere
• 3x Ensnaring Bridge
• 2x Orb of Dreams
• 2x Trinisphere

Creature (10)

• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 2x Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1x Dowsing Shaman
• 3x Drift of Phantasms

Instant (7)

• 3x Remand
• 4x Verdant Command

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Sideboard

Artifact (7)

• 1x Chalice of the Void
• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 2x Pithing Needle
• 1x Trinisphere
• 1x Weathered Runestone

Creature (6)

• 3x Cankerbloom
• 2x Soulless Jailer
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Blood Moon

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Maybeboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Armored Scrapgorger
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Vedalken Engineer

Artifact (4)

• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Sorcerous Spyglass
• 1x The Stone Brain
• 1x Weathered Runestone

Land (2)

• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Swarmyard

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Terra Eternal

Instant (2)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chord of Calling

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Tapped Out has deemed this ridiculous deck 99% competitive!

CLICK HERE: The ultimate goal of this deck

Slow our opponents down with various annoying artifacts until we can hit them with the ultimate squirrel lock!

1. Enchant Dryad Arbor OR Mishra's Factory (after making it a manland) with Squirrel Nest

2. Tap it to create a Squirrel Token.

3. Intruder Alarm's ability will trigger, untapping Dryad Arbor or Mishra's Factory

4. Repeat the process for infinite tokens.

CLICK HERE: Prison/other card explanations

** I have added several super annoying artifacts to this list, none of which give a single shit about the Karn, the Great Creator meta that seems to be in every single list. **

1. Ireally do not like Tron decks, so I have Damping Spere mainlined.

2. Trinisphere really doesn't hurt us at all because we're basically a 0CMC or 3cmc deck.

3. I stuck Orb of Dreams because I like it when people don't like me.

4. Attacking under Ensnaring Bridge is super easy with this deck

5. Tutor up anything you'd ever want to combo off of with Drift of Phantasms

6. Remand I could have just went with counterspell, but remand lets us draw a card

7. 2x Chalice of the Void - Set to Chalice 1 and the other to Chalice 2.. This will blow out most of the non-tron competition and since this deck is only 0&3 CMC, we will feel basically nothing negative from both chalice out on the field

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What needs to be done:

I need to make sure this listing will slow down most of the meta decks out there until I can pop off with the infinite squirrels, so thats what the artifacts are for. I've added in a Dowsing Shaman to recover removed squirrel nests and Intruder Alarms, but I'd like to make it do my manlands aren't destroyed when I pop off. I can usually get into a good board state by turn 4 and win by turn 5 if the combo pieces align right, but even at turn 4 I can usually get some prison pieces down to slow my opponents a few turns until I get set up.

I am open to any suggestions, but for now I'm trying to keep this deck colorless/blue/green so I dont over complicate the manabase. I'm happy to hear thoughts!

Top Ranked	Achieved #15 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #13 position in Modern 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Modern Infinite Combo 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Modern Tokens 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	6 months
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 8 Rares 10 - 6 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.46
Tokens	Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Decks I Like, modern, Other Players’ Decks