Stop Hitting Yourself

Commander / EDH

ToastyQ

Creature (24)

• 1x Archangel
• 1x Bladetusk Boar
• 1x Blaze Commando
• 1x Conquering Manticore
• 1x Fire Elemental
• 1x Fire Servant
• 1x Goldnight Redeemer
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Heirs of Stromkirk
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Loxodon Punisher
• 1x Maze Rusher
• 1x Molten Hydra
• 1x Phyrexian Soulgorger
• 1x Seraph of Dawn
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Skyhunter Cub
• 1x Skyknight Legionnaire
• 1x Slith Ascendant
• 1x Spitebellows
• 1x Stalking Vengeance
• 1x Trained Orgg
• 1x Viashino Firstblade
• 1x Wall of Fire

Land (39)

• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Hellion Crucible
• 19x Mountain
• 15x Plains
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Marshal's Anthem
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Sigil of the New Dawn
• 1x Vicious Shadows

Artifact (8)

• 1x Banshee's Blade
• 1x Bonesplitter
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Leonin Scimitar
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Riot Gear
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worldslayer

Instant (10)

• 1x Blind with Anger
• 1x Brimstone Volley
• 1x Erase
• 1x Flames of the Blood Hand
• 1x Flash Conscription
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Lightning Blast
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Rush of Blood
• 1x Searing Spear

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Blaze
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Into the Maw of Hell
• 1x Lava Axe
• 1x Mark of Mutiny
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Thoughts of Ruin
• 1x Threaten
• 1x Traitorous Blood
• 1x Traitorous Instinct

Commander (1)

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Brion Stoutarm just seems hilarious in my head. All I picture is him going "NO!" and throwing everything back at the opponent. So I made him an EDH deck with my own twist. It's an idea that's been done before, but it makes me happy, so whatevs.

Lots of little creatures to fling, and creatures that have "enters the battlefield" effects that can then be flung if need be. Also some red burny spells because I think they're fun, despite being less useful in EDH. Finally, there's equipment to attach to things to buff before throwing, or because it has other nice effects. Or it's Worldslayer, because I love Worldslayer.

I'm looking for some fun creatures to throw, and I'm not really sure what else. This deck makes me pretty happy.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.05
Tokens	Hellion 4/4 R, Ogre 3/3 R, Soldier 1/1 RW