Stopped Caring about Standard

Standard* BR (Rakdos) Midrange RBW (Mardu) RW (Boros) WU (Azorius)

Rharps

Creature (12)

• 3x Blistercoil Weird
• 3x Judge's Familiar
• 4x Nivmagus Elemental
• 2x Stormbreath Dragon

Planeswalker (3)

• 2x Ajani, Caller of the Pride
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Land (23)

• 4x Blood Crypt
• 4x Godless Shrine
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 4x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Silence
• 4x Temple of Triumph

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Assemble the Legion

Instant (14)

• 4x Doom Blade
• 4x Shock
• 4x Titan's Strength
• 2x Warleader's Helix

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Glare of Heresy
• 3x Mizzium Mortars
• 2x Rakdos's Return

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Hola folks,

So after playing standard at the start of theros and then watching it change into the bush league nonsense it currently is, I decided to build a deck that no longer give's an eff...

Some People call it Chavest, others call it the dark canadian, either way, it doesn't suck and its pretty cool. So here goes my description. of creatures and spells you can just read what they do...

Blistercoil Weird this little snitch can win a game, with all the instant and sorcery cards, let ajani give him a boost and he's blister coiling his pomes in your opponents face.

Judge's Familiar Counter spell without being a asshole and playing blue. this deck does not have blue in it, I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS CARD! So when someone plays a blue spell, I just Kill this thing because it's blue... and therefore it deserves to die.but it works... play this card in this deck.

Nivmagus Elemental Basically blistercoils older brother, he does what blistercoil does except he does it while he smokes cigarettes and looks cooler and does it better. poor blister coil, just wants to be like him.

Stormbreath Dragon monstrous him before... BEFORE a rakdos's return... then let him take a dump on your opponents face... its a good card.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.03
Tokens	Cat 2/2 W, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W