Suck my Dino Dick - Rotationproof

Standard Budget Competitive Control GU (Simic) Ramp

wutzer

Creature (28)

• 2x Aggressive Mammoth
• 4x Drover of the Mighty
• 3x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 4x Gigantosaurus
• 2x Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma
• 4x Llanowar Elves
• 2x Siren Stormtamer
• 4x Steel Leaf Champion
• 3x Vine Mare

Land (23)

• 10x Forest
• 4x Hashep Oasis
• 4x Hinterland Harbor
• 5x Island

Sorcery (6)

• 3x Adventurous Impulse
• 3x Sleep

Instant (3)

• 3x Blossoming Defense

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 2x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 3x Thrashing Brontodon

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Broken Bond

Instant (6)

• 3x Essence Scatter
• 3x Negate

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Deep Freeze

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Merfolk Branchwalker
• 1x Prowling Serpopard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Song of Freyalise

Sorcery (1)

• 1x River's Rebuke

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Premise is simple. Green stompy is like good sex. Blue is like birth control. Name of the game is fucking your opponents without getting them pregnant.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 2 Rares 19 - 3 Uncommons 7 - 11 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.57