SURPRISE SURPRISE

Modern Budget Casual Suicide Black WB (Orzhov)

OP_Magikarp

Creature (26)

• 4x Basilica Screecher
• 4x Blood Artist
• 4x Blood Seeker
• 4x High Priest of Penance
• 3x Syndic of Tithes
• 4x Thrill-Kill Assassin
• 3x Tithe Drinker

Land (24)

• 4x Orzhov Guildgate
• 10x Plains
• 10x Swamp

Instant (4)

• 4x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Benediction of Moons
• 4x Immortal Servitude

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Maybeboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Abyssal Gatekeeper
• 1x Augur of Skulls
• 1x Blightspeaker
• 1x Brood of Cockroaches
• 1x Cathedral Membrane
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Suture Priest

Instant (1)

• 1x Congregate

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A little bit of a troll deck that I made to casually play with some people at school. And it's only a little over $10 total!

The basis of the deck is to NEVER attack. Just spam the field with 2-drop creatures and slowly whittle down the opponents life with extort, and effects from Blood Artist and Blood Seeker. Blood Artists is a beautiful card because if you can block a large amount of creatures in a turn and you have two of them out, you'll be gaining large amounts of life while the opponent loses the same.

The big surprise/hitter in this deck is Immortal Servitude. Right when your opponent thought they were done dealing with your pesky life sucking creatures, BOOM, they're all back out on the field again for only 5 mana.

I do keep certain checks in here such as High Priest of Penance to get rid of whatever I want and Tragic Slip to "slip past" creatures that are indestructible (lol see what I did there...).

Please give me ideas of any 2-drop creatures that will do well in this deck and what I should take out! I don't mind where the creatures are from. Legacy is okay with me.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.94
Folders	Baller Ass Orzhov Mofos, Inspiration, Black White Decks