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Commander / EDH Aggro BR (Rakdos) Budget Burn Discard

FrankoftheDank

Artifact (23)

• 1x Avarice Amulet
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Explorer's Scope
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Fountain of Ichor
• 1x Immortal Coil
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Mana Geode
• 1x Manalith
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Rakdos Cluestone
• 1x Rakdos Locket
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Soul Separator
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Sphere of the Suns
• 1x Spinning Wheel
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Extinction Event
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Scrambleverse

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Instant (1)

• 1x Crypt Incursion

Creature (19)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Consulate Skygate
• 1x Fell Specter
• 1x Gleaming Barrier
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Hunted Dragon
• 1x Hunted Horror
• 1x Iron Myr
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Priest of the Blood Rite
• 1x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Scuttlemutt
• 1x Shield Sphere
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Suspicious Bookcase
• 1x Wall of Souls

Land (34)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 18x Swamp

Commander (1)

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Blood Funnel
• 1x Blood Reckoning
• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Colfenor's Plans
• 1x Curse of Stalked Prey
• 1x Demonic Lore
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Forbidden Crypt
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Midnight Oil
• 1x Null Profusion
• 1x Oath of Lim-Dul
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Raiders' Wake
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Treacherous Blessing

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$40 deck as of posting 4/11/2020

Blim donates your crap-ass enchantments, artifacts, and creatures then makes them discard their whole hand so they can't even interact. Built to be almost staxy by having the opponents play super defensive, since they have to sacrifice all their permanents if they ever let you hit them, thanks to the wonders of cards like Lich's Mastery and they cant cast spells with nothing in hand and thanks to Null Infusion no topdecks either.

yet to test it out, might update to $100 once I actually play the deck.

Upgrades might include: Boots and Greaves for zoom and sneaky, doublestrike for double combat damage triggers, any rock besides manalith, boobs, zendikar spell lands, and Assault Suit if your opponents are dumb enough to swing with Blim(his donate is NOT a may ability, however attacking with assault suit is).

TL DR; funny demon baby gifts you an enchantment with a "lose the game" clause.

Why the hellis a crap ass card like Bronze Bombshell two whole bucks, it nearly broke the budget but I just cut fixing instead :)

Am i allowed to say ass or cock on this site?

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.18
Tokens	Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Copy Clone, Demon 5/5 B, Knight 2/2 W w/ First Strike, Morph 2/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B