Tales from the Bullshit Crypt OLD

Commander / EDH

chriswalt

Creature (46)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Balustrade Spy
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Bairn
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Corpse Connoisseur
• 1x Crow of Dark Tidings
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Entropic Specter
• 1x Golgari Thug
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x He Who Hungers
• 1x Horobi, Death's Wail
• 1x Iname, Death Aspect
• 1x Keening Banshee
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Kuro, Pitlord
• 1x Kyoki, Sanity's Eclipse
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Magus of the Will
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Mogis's Marauder
• 1x Nantuko Husk
• 1x Necromancer's Assistant
• 1x Necrotic Ooze
• 1x Patron of the Nezumi
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pili-Pala
• 1x Priest of Gix
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 1x Spirit of the Night
• 1x Stinkweed Imp
• 1x Thoughtpicker Witch
• 1x Undercity Informer
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (35)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 27x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vesuva

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Dimir Machinations
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Exhume
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Victimize

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Contamination
• 1x Mortal Combat

Commander (1)

Instant (6)

• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Shred Memory
• 1x Songs of the Damned

Artifact (2)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Ashnod's Altar

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Sideboard

Creature (15)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Deceiver of Form
• 1x Eldrazi Devastator
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Silent Skimmer
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Void Winnower

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NEW DECK

Welcome to the more expensive version of Balthor the Bullshit EDH! You may have been familiar with my older version here: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/tales-from-the-crypt-4/ which had plenty of whimsical wombo combos. Over time, i've spent some cash upgrading it, play testing, and forming into something even dirtier than previously thought. The deck definitely has a slower start than some other decks, which gives you ample time to improvise some wonderful politics. Though, as said from one of my friends, "Balthor is fucking bullshit, it goes from 0-100 real quick, like it's going super saiyan or something", and that's probably been the best description i've heard thus far. Though, enough bragging, let's get down to the itty-gritty.

This deck has a wide assortment of combos and tricks up its sleeve, the first major trick being good ol' Iname, Death Aspect , easily throwing a good 11 more creatures into the grave for casting Iname, including Spirit of the Night , Crypt Ghast , and the Triple K Mafia, Kokusho, the Evening Star , Kuro, Pitlord , and Kyoki, Sanity's Eclipse .

Plenty of tutoring with transmute cards, Sidisi, Undead Vizier , and a couple tutors like Demonic Tutor and Diabolic Tutor . Field removal with Archfiend of Depravity , Sheoldred, Whispering One , Butcher of Malakir , and even a Dark Impostor for that indestructible Platinum Angel that's keeping you from winning.

Sac outlets, death triggers, and ETB galore in this deck, along with a re-usable sac fodder Puppeteer Clique while Mikaeus, the Unhallowed is chillin' on the field. Oh, and need infinite mana for that weird Spawnsire of Ulamog chilling in that deck? Necrotic Ooze while Pili-Pala and Magus of the Coffers in the graveyard will be your best friend.

Magus of the Will helps you bust out some heat later in the game. Did you mill your Contamination or your Mortal Combat ? Don't sweat it dude. Need some more mana with Songs of the Damned or Dark Ritual to drop an Entomb and another Balthor the Defiled ? So no more. Magus is a one time "try again" for when shit just isn't going in your favor.

Everything else is pretty simple to grasp in the deck, overwhelm your opponents with lots of synergy, combos, trickery, and pure strength (or just Gray Merchant of Asphodel into victory). Once again, it does take a bit to get this beast going, but when it goes off, watch the table scoop.

(Removed ogre slumlord for bloodghast, removed demon of dark schemes for demonic tutor, removed diabolic tutor for living death) (Obtain bloodghast, demonic tutor, living death, deserted temple, vesuva, lake of the dead, and nykthos.)

Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 4 Mythic Rares 33 - 4 Rares 18 - 4 Uncommons 14 - 3 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.74
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Harpy 1/1 B