Tap my bitch up

Commander / EDH* Casual Control

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Creature (18)

• 1x Beloved Chaplain
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Fountain Watch
• 1x Gold Myr
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Leonin Abunas
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Magus of the Moat
• 1x Magus of the Tabernacle
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Windborn Muse

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Land (33)

• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Icatian Store
• 1x Ice Floe
• 1x Karoo
• 1x Kjeldoran Outpost
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 18x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Limited Resources
• 1x Prison Term
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Suppression Field

Artifact (28)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Black Vise
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Icy Manipulator
• 1x Khalni Gem
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Mishra's Helix
• 1x Neko-Te
• 1x Orb of Dreams
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Ratchet Bomb
• 1x Scepter of Dominance
• 1x Sphere of Resistance
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Tangle Wire
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Tooth of Ramos
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Tsabo's Web
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Winter Orb
• 1x Zuran Orb

Instant (9)

• 1x Argivian Find
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Mana Tithe
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Balance
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Ritual of Restoration

Commander (1)

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Sorcery (1)

• 1x Balance

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Time to annoy the shit out of your friends! This deck isn't quite focused on winning, but rather on the arduous journey there. Keep most things tapped, and enjoy the pained look on your enemy(s) face(s) as nothing happens. Feel free to play some elevator music to help the mood. I could include more expensive cards, such as Rishadan Port, but I'd prefer to keep this somewhat accessible to the layman Magic player's price range. I'm extremely interested in the community's thoughts, so please comment! PS, this is for casual play, so I don't care about the banned list.

Music to play while intensely bored:

http://youtu.be/KPcTinqLiUU

http://youtu.be/IkdmOVejUlI

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	Others