A Satyr Deck Exists Now.

Modern Aggro BRG (Jund) Casual RG (Gruul) RGW (Naya) Tribal

Nillstan

Land (18)

• 4x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Forest
• 4x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Mountain
• 4x Stomping Ground
• 4x Wooded Foothills

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Assault Strobe
• 4x Scale Up

Creature (18)

• 4x Firedrinker Satyr
• 4x Nyxborn Rollicker
• 4x Satyr Hoplite
• 3x Gallia of the Endless Dance
• 3x Satyr Rambler

Instant (16)

• 4x Might of Old Krosa
• 4x Mutagenic Growth
• 4x Vines of Vastwood
• 2x Atarka's Command
• 2x Temur Battle Rage

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 2x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Anax, Hardened in the Forge
• 2x Klothys, God of Destiny

Artifact (2)

• 2x Damping Sphere

Enchantment (4)

• 2x Cindervines
• 2x Blood Moon

Instant (1)

• 1x Weather the Storm

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Xenagos, the Reveler

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Anger of the Gods

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Opening

Welcome one welcome all back to the Mad Shaman's Brewery!

Been a while since we slapped our greasy little mitts onto this bad boy huh?

Well let me be the first to tell you that he may be old, but this geezer hasn't kicked his last yet. Yup, we're turning this old boy viable again.

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Preamble

I turned this into a t3 deck on its conception. It was pretty trashy and inconsistent.

But it did have one thing going for it. It was fast. Very fast. Until the format broke. Then it was really slow.

BUT NOW THE FORMAT IS UNBROKE. And t3 decks are decent again! But thats just the thing. It's not a t3 deck anymore.

Nowadays its possible to 20-0 an opponent on turn 2. And consistently do it on 3.

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Gameplan

But its satyrs. Theros' suckiest tribe (if you can even call it that). How good could it actually be?

Here's the rundown, so you've got the dream.

Turn 1- Literally any one drop. The kill is possible with any of them, although Satyr Hoplite is the one who needs the least amount of help to get it done.

Turn 2- One of the spell you cast here has to be Scale Up no matter the creature, unless of course you end up with 4 Mutagenic Growth in hand. Then you just Mutagenic Growth and Assault Strobe for the win.

And let's not forget that the old t3 is still very much a thing to be scared of, especially since the entire deck is built to ensure it happens.

And I just have to reiterate that these are satyrs we're talking.

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Currently In Testing

A white splash for Lurrus, Charm, and possibly SB cards

Closing

Thanks for coming back out to wish our old friend your best. We're gonna optimize this to it's best ability until its just as viable as it used to be!

Top Ranked	Achieved #16 position overall 6 years ago Achieved #1 position in Modern 5 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WUB
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 4 Mythic Rares 25 - 7 Rares 8 - 3 Uncommons 25 - 1 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.24
Tokens	Satyr 1/1 R, Satyr 2/2 GR
Folders	Inspiration, asd, RG Standard Dino, modern wow, modern ideas, modern decks, gruul, modern is not dead, references, modern love