Teysa Deez Nuts

Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (34)

• 1x Ao, the Dawn Sky
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Body Launderer
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Cartel Aristocrat
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Disciple of Perdition
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Dutiful Attendant
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Garrison Cat
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Junji, the Midnight Sky
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Seraph of the Scales
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Vindictive Lich
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Land (35)

• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Castle Ardenvale
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 8x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Instant (7)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Brought Back
• 1x Final Payment
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Village Rites

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Debtors' Knell
• 1x Hidden Stockpile
• 1x Life Insurance
• 1x Open the Graves

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Norn's Wellspring
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Transmogrant's Crown

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Bone Shards
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Revival / Revenge
• 1x Victimize

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This joke is like a vampire, it never gets old.

Playing against a Teysa deck does tho.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.09
Tokens	Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Goat 0/1 W, Human 1/1 W, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Pest 1/1 BG, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance, Zombie 2/2 B