Teysa's Boobs Destroy Society (and your Creatures)

Commander / EDH* Budget WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (30)

• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Angelic Field Marshal
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Ashen Rider
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Baleful Force
• 1x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Liliana's Reaver
• 1x Mistmeadow Skulk
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Ravos, Soultender *f-etch*
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Visara the Dreadful
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Gift of Orzhova
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Greed
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Palace Siege
• 2x Sigil of the New Dawn
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Spirit Bonds
• 1x Story Circle
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Underworld Connections

Land (38)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 16x Plains
• 18x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Revoke Existence

Commander (1)

Artifact (8)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Hero's Blade
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Ring of Xathrid
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (4)

• 1x Mortify
• 1x Murder
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Unmake

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Creature (4)

• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Gatekeeper of Malakir
• 1x Kami of False Hope

Artifact (3)

• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Gravestorm
• 1x One Thousand Lashes
• 1x Prison Term
• 1x Sanguine Bond

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Decree of Pain

Instant (4)

• 1x Gravepurge
• 1x Murder
• 1x Orzhov Charm
• 1x Tribute to Hunger

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"Uh, excuse me, my eyes are up here, thank you very much", Teysa says, and she is not pleased. In fact, she is so displeased that every time you get too close, she wrecks your creatures and pops a little ghost out of them for herself. That's Teysa in a nutshell. The goal with smug, discerning Teysa here is to buy yourself some time with forced sacrificing and pillowfort-y stuff, and ramp yourself up to get Teysa out, because once she's out, she immediately puts your opponents in a tough position of how much they're willing to lose to get damage through to you. She's also essentially unblockable, so she puts a clock on your opponents immediately as well. I built this deck with a budget in mind, so I'm looking for more budget options for improvements that could be made, but I'm certainly open to any helpful suggestions.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Exclude colors	URG
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.98
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	EDH - Orzhov