Teysa's Debt Collectors

Commander / EDH Aristocrats WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (31)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Apprentice Necromancer
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Bounty Agent
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Golgari Thug
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Krav, the Unredeemed
• 1x Magister of Worth
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Offalsnout
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Regna, the Redeemer
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (37)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 10x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Artifact (7)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Victimize

Commander (1)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Hidden Stockpile
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Instant (7)

• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Wake the Dead

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Creature (1)

• 1x Karmic Guide

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Divine Visitation

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So, someone owes you a debt but won't pay you back? Well, you've come to the right place. Here at Teysa's Debt Collectors, we do exactly as our name suggests: We collect your debts! And to ensure that your money is returned to you in fair and timely fashion, our service is completely free!* Now how will we go about doing things, you may be wondering.

Preparing our Employees Show

So, our employees obviously don't work for free and we gotta make sure to pay our employees before they do their job so diligently. So let's make sure we play out our mana sources nice and early to pay off the bigger gentlemen (or gentlewomen) sooner. Some of our employees will actually be very happy with no payment at all and simply ask to be resurrected right away, so don't be afraid to dump some of them into the graveyard off the bat! While we prepare to pay our employees, make sure to have a plan in place, typically in the form of ways to sacrifice them once they arrive to work. Be warned though, these sacrifice outlets are prime targets for your enemies; make sure to be prepared to take a few hits or even protect your assets.

The Cycle Show

So, now our employees are out in the field and ready to die! Use those sacrifice outlets that you prepared and get ready for our workers to generate all sorts of value for you! Don't worry about sacrificing your Abhorrent Overlord, he'll be coming right back with his harpy friends thanks to the many necromantic abilities that we provide you. And then don't be afraid to keep killing our employees more than once. They are contractually bound to die for our employer, you, until the job is completed! All of this is great fun and all, but you want to make sure you can keep having different tools available to you for the right situations. Have a card:Midknight Reaper or Grim Haruspex out on the job or have Skullclamp to make extra use out of our employees corpses. Sun Titan is our current and only employee that can recur our sac outlets if they get destroyed, so I'd recommend keeping him in hand (or the grave with recursion available) to ensure you can get them back.

Collecting the Debts Show

So, once our employees are getting their hands dirty, either from getting into the grave or digging others out the grave, they will begin collecting the debts you are so rightly owed. Grave Pact effects will allow our employees to remove any of your debtors' creatures from the board to allow direct access to the debtors' account. Then, with your enemies security down, all those extra buddies our other men have recruited will steal from your foes accounts for you! Blood Artist and other men with similar skill sets can and will allow a direct bypass of security and directly attack accounts, all while our employees simply do what they signed up to do: Die! Over and over and over again.

*Upon agreeing to use our service you bind your spirit to eternally serve the Orzhov and Teysa's Debt Collectors until we feel you have done enough. Spoiler: You'll never do enough.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.62
Tokens	Harpy 1/1 B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Morph 2/2 C, Rat 1/1 B, Servo 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Scarecrow