Tezzeret Master of Pimps

Standard Brawl* Artifact

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Creature (15)

• 1x Artificer's Assistant
• 1x Diligent Excavator
• 1x Gearsmith Guardian
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Omenspeaker
• 1x Sage of Lat-Nam
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Scholar of Stars
• 1x Skilled Animator
• 1x Skittering Surveyor
• 1x Skyscanner
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Traxos, Scourge of Kroog
• 1x Voltaic Servant

Land (21)

• 18x Island
• 1x Memorial to Genius
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Curator's Ward
• 1x Deep Freeze
• 1x In Bolas's Clutches
• 1x Patient Rebuilding
• 1x Psychic Corrosion
• 1x Search for Azcanta  ^Flip

Artifact (6)

• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Millstone
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Traveler's Amulet
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip
• 1x Weatherlight

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Divination
• 1x Karn's Temporal Sundering
• 1x One with the Machine
• 1x River's Rebuke
• 1x Weight of Memory

Commander (1)

Instant (5)

• 1x Anticipate
• 1x Blink of an Eye
• 1x Disperse
• 1x Opt
• 1x Syncopate

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret, Cruel Machinist

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Daddy Tez has come back to bless us all and banish the fools who stand against him.

In this brand new MMORPG play as Daddy Tez as you whip out your Thot tokens. Watch in awe as your alternate wincon ends up becoming the main way you win. In this emotional shocker Daddy Tez shows us all why it's important to have a back up plan in case your tokens can't crush your opponents. When Daddy Tez seems to have exhausted all of his resources, he pull out one last key, MILL. THE DREADED MILL HAS STRUCK AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME. IT'S ON YOUR SIDE.

Remove your opponents will to live as you taunt them by staying at 9 loyalty and only 0 Daddy Tez.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard Brawl legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 9 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.23
Tokens	Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure