Tezzeret's Cookbook

Modern Affinity Artifact Discard Midrange UB (Dimir)

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Land (21)

• 4x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 4x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Urza's Saga
• 3x Watery Grave

Creature (20)

• 4x Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
• 3x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 4x Ovalchase Daredevil
• 3x Street Wraith
• 4x Thought Monitor
• 2x Urza, Lord High Artificer

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Bone Shards

Artifact (13)

• 1x Aether Spellbomb
• 4x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Shadowspear
• 2x Springleaf Drum
• 4x The Underworld Cookbook

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Sideboard

Artifact (6)

• 2x Defense Grid
• 1x Engineered Explosives
• 2x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Pithing Needle

Instant (4)

• 2x Aether Gust
• 2x Fatal Push

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Spellskite

Artifact (1)

• 1x Dimir Signet

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Thoughtcast

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If you’ve played any Modern since the release of Modern Horizons 2, you know her name by now. Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (or Asmora for short) has been serving up delicious beatings with the help of her trusty Cookbook. But what's this? Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas is a chef in disguise?! Tezzeret knows that recipes from The Underworld Cookbook are best served cold, so we will be very unforgiving with this deck!

The main card this deck is based around is Asmora herself. Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar turns your Foods into zero mana removal spells. Oh and she’s also a 3/3 for one. A very strong card for sure. The Underworld Cookbook, Bone Shards, and Street Wraith make it all too easy to cast Asmora whenever you want. Discarding cards for Asmor and the Cookbook doesnt feel bad at all because Ovalchase Daredevil will come right back to our hand to be discarded again and Emry, Lurker of the Loch lets us play artifacts we discard from the graveyard.

Once we have our Asmor and Cookbook going and we're making food we can use all these artifacts to make Thought Monitor into a bomb. Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas can also turn Thought Monitor into a 5/5 which puts the opponent on a very short clock. Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar can then start sacing food to pave the way for a big Urza, Lord High Artificer or Urza's Saga token. Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas also can just end games if you reach a critical mass of artifacts.

There is also like a psuedo ramp theme to the deck with Dimir Signet, Mox Amber, Springleaf Drum, and Urza, Lord High Artificer. There will be plenty of mana to make Urza's Saga tokens or to play cards from the graveyard with Emry, Lurker of the Loch. Cards like Mox Amber wouldn't normally be that useful to topdeck later in the game, but you can always discard cards like that for more food or turn them into 5/5 beaters with Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas. You are likely going to be beating people down with extra copies of The Underworld Cookbook as well. It feels more like Tezzert's Cookbook than Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 4 Mythic Rares 30 - 4 Rares 18 - 5 Uncommons 5 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.46
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Food
Folders	Great decks