88w88 What's this?

Not meant to win, it's more meant to be a go fast deck but for everyone on the table

opponent: "I cast my commander"

me:"Hanweir battlements tap give it haste now it must swing"

opponent:"Oh"

This is the interaction intended for the deck, specifically didn't put walls in because they're more than a little bit boring. Any suggestions welcome.

All the Shenanigans

Concordant Crossroads Hanweir Battlements

Nobody can save their creatures... Nobody

Endless Whispers

This card is just funny, and keeps the board state chugging along. Goes especially well with a Sakura-Tribe Elder going around the table...

Gotta Go Fast

These cards are meant to speed the game up, increasing total life loss around the table and making sure that all of these creatures keep attacking, no quarter.

Prevent Dying

These are pretty straightforward. Somebody might not like you sitting around playing your innocent little spiders, but these cards are specifically implemented to not die as fast. Slap some curses on them and be on with your day, or better yet let them hit you and be the monarch for awhile.

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94% Casual

Competitive

Date added 6 years
Last updated 4 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 0 Rares

23 - 0 Uncommons

15 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.73
Tokens Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Dragon 5/5 R, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Knight 2/2 W w/ First Strike, Lightning Rager, Ogre 3/3 R, Spider 1/2 G, The Monarch, Wurm 5/5 G
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