The Aristocrats! (with a flourish)

Canadian Highlander Aggro Aristocrats BR (Rakdos) Discard RBW (Mardu) WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (39)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Butcher Ghoul
• 1x Butcher of the Horde
• 1x Carrier Thrall
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Cartel Aristocrat
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Dauntless Bodyguard
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Dread Wanderer
• 1x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 1x Fireblade Artist
• 1x Flesh Carver
• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Gutterbones
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Hissing Iguanar
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Judith, the Scourge Diva
• 1x Liliana, Heretical Healer *f-pre*  ^Flip
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Palace Jailer
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Tidehollow Sculler
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Xathrid Necromancer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Inspiring Vantage
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Arc Trail
• 1x Chain Lightning
• 1x Collective Brutality
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Duress
• 1x Gerrard's Verdict
• 1x Hymn to Tourach
• 1x Inquisition of Kozilek
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Thoughtseize
• 1x Vindicate

Instant (10)

• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Fatal Push
• 1x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Lightning Helix
• 1x Malicious Affliction
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate

Artifact (3)

• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Promise of Bunrei

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Aristocrats operates on the basis of three types of cards: cards that sacrifice creatures for value, creatures that like dying, and cards that like other things dying.

So this family walks into a talent agency... they perform an act of them murdering each other. When asked what the name of their performance, they say in unison: The Aristocrats! (with a flourish)

Points- Demonic Tutor -3, Umezawa's Jitte -2, Sol Ring -3, and Strip Mine -2.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Card Score	8 / 10
Legality	This deck is Canadian Highlander legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 58 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.95
Tokens	Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Goblin 1/1 R, Horror */* B, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Morph 2/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Monarch Emblem, Thopter 1/1 C, Zombie 2/2 B