The Beamtown Beatdown

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Discard Donate Eldrazi Trample

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Creature (32)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Daemogoth Titan
• 1x Eater of Days
• 1x Ebonblade Reaper
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Inverter of Truth
• 1x Jagged Poppet
• 1x Lesser Gargadon
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Oriq Loremage
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Colossus
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Phyrexian Obliterator
• 1x Riftsweeper
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Skull Prophet
• 1x Soulgorger Orgg
• 1x Thrashing Mudspawn
• 1x Titanoth Rex
• 1x Ugin's Construct
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Vile Entomber
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon

Land (34)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deathcap Glade
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 6x Forest
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Riveteers Overlook
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Instant (10)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Electric Revelation
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Hostile Negotiations
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x Thrill of Possibility

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Tortured Existence

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Far Wanderings
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Jarad's Orders
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Riveteers Confluence
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Unmarked Grave
• 1x Vandalblast

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Patriar's Seal
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tel-Jilad Stylus

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Sideboard

Artifact (2)

• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Static Orb

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Relentless Assault

Creature (1)

• 1x Seeker of Skybreak

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Quest for Renewal

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Maybeboard

Creature (11)

• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Desecration Elemental
• 1x Doom Whisperer
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Gigantosaurus
• 1x Hired Giant
• 1x Jackal Pup
• 1x Old-Growth Dryads
• 1x Ox of Agonas
• 1x Shinka Gatekeeper

Instant (6)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Grisly Salvage
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Terminate

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Faithless Looting

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Awakening

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Use Beamtown Bullies to send the worst cards to your opponents

One third of creatures you want to play on your side of the board at all times. The next third of creatures you'll want to play on your side then "donate" with the Beamtown fellas. The last third is best sent directly to your frenemies. Use the discard outlets in the draw spells, while Emtomb and Oriq will fetch specific cards directly to the graveyard.

Spread the love, don't let just one opponent have all the fun. Send Leveler to one, and Eater of Days to another. (Honestly, those two are just nuclear deterrents. I don't want to use them, but I will if I have to.)

Use Soulgorger Orgg to bait someone into using a burn spell and knock someone else out. Now they're complicit!

Untappers, like Seedborn Muse, Magewright's Stone, and Patriar's Seal, are very important to keep the fun going in a single turn.

Lastly, and most importantly, you'll want to keep using the same creatures if the results are working, right? That's where Riftsweeper and Tel-jilad Stylus come into play. The first will bring a card back from exile for you. The Stylus, probably my favorite move, will take your creature back and stuff into your library. Just make sure to use it before the end of the turn.

Have card suggestions I may have missed, please please please let me know, and have a wonderful beatdown.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 3 Rares 25 - 1 Uncommons 21 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.85
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Morph 2/2 C