The Bludgeoning of Peppermint Paddy (1992-2016)

Commander / EDH

Lil_Kalki

Creature (20)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Guul Draz Specter
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper

Land (39)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 7x Forest
• 15x Island
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Vivid Marsh

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Seal of Primordium

Artifact (7)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Instant (18)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Countersquall
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Memory Lapse
• 1x Murder
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Negate
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Remand
• 1x Sultai Charm
• 1x Wheel and Deal

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Day's Undoing
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Diminishing Returns
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Villainous Wealth
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

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Hello, dear friends! This description of my Leovold deck is brought to you by Google Translate and both a dead language, and a dying horse that I will NOT stop beating until it stops bleeding. Don't worry, it's dying for a good cause (the betterment of my wallet - Peppermint Paddy died for my debts!). All set? Allllllllllllrighty! Let's do some stuff... IN LATIN!

Haec admonitio ornare militat acerbissime crudelissimeque dixit, quod vos es lascivio color compositum est fortissimus et maxime compositum in EDH praesertim cum invicem. Alliances debet. Alliances conteretur. Pacta sunt servanda. Equorum quoque victus est. Suus adhuc modicum circa effugies. , Quod nos can subsisto? O bonitas, ut spero, ego certe. Puto peed pauca super tunicam.

Ramp tua Mana idealiter ut vos can. Ex hoc enim ornare budgeted mei iuris operam brevitas non tamen potest stare in secunda specie vicem gerere interdum elit. Turn etiam quia quandoque contingit quod de vice ... et fun tribus temporibus per omnia, nisi forte in equo. Et mortua est? Unus plus sapere ad cerebrum, ut faciam illud.

Heu, ibi sunt; Nos have iam monitos. Nemo habet in manu sua. Neque solum tibi obiici possunt. Quia forte mendacium est multum remota instanter varia celeritate. Quod ut 'eorum forsit. Quod non potest ducere in eam maiore pretio quam modus topdeck mana vis. Etiam turpis equus et uacua relicta est macula. Foedis.

Utinam non curo tunc, ad quod omnia rotam, ita in tabula absterget euacuet, sicut et senex, "Paddy Peppermint" hic. Quo pertinet, et illuc ultra non revertitur decedere. Optime nec unquam. Deinde accipe et infesto agmine ruere ad eos quasi ad horreum eduxi te videre "Paddy Peppermint" get saepe percussit.

Eodemque modo omnes adversarii vestri. Ego praestare.

I forgot to mention the sponsorship of this decklist. This list was sponsored by the letters J, A, R, G, O, and N. They have serviced the station well in distracting you all ad absurdum while I set up my combo and stripped you all of your respective hands (of cards... Our lawyers wouldn't allow it the other way... Wait. If that's true, why did they allow me to broadcast the gruesome demise of a racing animal?).

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G