The Simic Solution is Now Available!
It's Fast! It's Strong! It K.O.'s even the biggest and the baddest of the FNM World! Here we have it folks, the brand new Simic Beater!! Don't worry kids, it's user friendly and is fun for the entire family! (Not hard on the wallet either moms and dads!)
Here's how it works!
Turn 1: We have Experiment One or Young Wolf!
Turn 2: We can play Young Wolf into Rapid Hybridization and if we had that crazy Human Ooze thing out? We now have a 2/2 and TWO 3/3's! All on Turn 2!! BAZINGA! Swing for 3.
Turn 3: We play down a Champion of Lambholt and swing for 8 of their health.
Turn 4: Play a Strangleroot Geist (Champion gets +1/+1) Rapid Hybridization it (Champion gets 2 +1/+1's) Play any 1 cmc creature (Champion is now a 5/5) And WOWZERS unless they have a creature that's 5 power or greater, they're going to take 5 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 16 making our total damage 16 + 8 + 3 = 27. GG folks shake hands! Even if they put out a pesky
Centaur Healer
or even Thragtusk!! Can anyone say Overkill?
The Simic Solution Never Fails!
Now we even have a back up plan if things don't go exactly perfect. (Which, let's be honest. Nothing is ever perfect) In case of a board wipe, we have UNDYING! Not only that but we have access to a huge hexproof bonus for 2 mana, or a Giant Growth or even an Unsummon! We should always AT LEAST have one creature with 2 power, making
Spell Rupture
a pretty darn good counter card for this deck. Woo hoo! sorry Thragtusk but you're not coming out today! We even have an indestructible
Predator Ooze
so unless they have an Azorius Charm It's going to get big fast (And that's how the ladies like it)
Maybe they have some problem cards that are just tsk tsk tsk naughty. Well we have a solution for that too!
Ulvenwald Tracker
will turn that little problem into food for our
Predator Ooze
! Yum! (Or we could always just turn it into a lil frog lizard with Rapid Hybridization but where's the fun in that?)
Their guys too powerful? WELL RUN EM OVER! With Rancor and protect yourself with
Druid's Deliverance
! Their army is gone, and ours comes back stronger with another Frog/Lizard!
This one is for you Mom's and Dad's out there...
Is your child struggling with Math? Are you having a hard time finding examples for simple math? Well this is the solution!!
Zameck Guildmage is a great Math tutor! and he only costs 24 cents!! WOW! He SUBTRACTS Undying counters from your
Vorapede
, Strangleroot Geist, Young Wolf and any other counter from pretty much every creature this deck has to offer and ADDS a card to your hand! Math tutor? you can cross that off your lists parents!
Wow guys! 60 votes and 5.5k views! I honestly didn't think it would come this far but this is amazing! It's on the 2nd page of the top scoring Standard decks! I'm really honored, let's push for more!!
+1's are really appreciated and Constructive Criticism is always welcome! Please Check out my other decks and tell me what you think: The Super Stomp Solution!! and Dimir Competitive Millgro They're not getting as many views so take a look if you have time to:)!
