The Bumper Dumper

Commander / EDH*

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Land (37)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Blasted Landscape
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Kjeldoran Outpost
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 11x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Vesuva

Instant (7)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Mirror Strike
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tithe

Artifact (23)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Culling Dais
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Dispeller's Capsule
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Konda's Banner
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Renegade Map
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Slate of Ancestry
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Collective Effort
• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Heroes Remembered
• 1x Hour of Reckoning
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Nomads' Assembly
• 1x Saltblast
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

Commander (1)

Creature (16)

• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Auriok Salvagers
• 1x Captain of the Watch
• 1x Catapult Master
• 1x Catapult Squad
• 1x Conclave Phalanx
• 1x Daru Warchief
• 1x Field Marshal
• 1x Frontline Strategist
• 1x Jotun Grunt
• 1x Knight-Captain of Eos
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Peacekeeper
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Steam Catapult
• 1x Trap Runner

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Arrest
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mobilization
• 1x Rest in Peace

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Because when you gotta take one in the ass, at least make it painful.

Uh...I got nothing. Anyway, this is a soldier themed token deck built around pumping as many of those little fuckers out as possible even if it means damaging yourself. The soldier theme has been adhered faithfully with the exception of Knight Captain of Eos; he is just too damn good in this deck and at least makes soldier tokens himself...that counts, right?

We have the full compliment of terrible lands that seriously do not need to be in any EDH deck and life gain on enter the battlefield triggers. Good times.

All cards are NM, original printing, and foil unless otherwise noted below.

~Basic Lands~

All Unglued

~Cards Not Foiled~

Anointed Procession
Deserted Temple

~Signed Cards~

Ancient Den - Rob Alexander
Buried Ruin - Franz Vohwinkel
City of Brass - Mark Tedin
Deserted Temple - Rob Alexander
Dispeller's Capsule - Franz Vohwinkel
Expedition Map - Franz Vohwinkel
Jotun Grunt - Franz Vohwinkel
Knight Captain of Eos - Chris Rahn
Maze of Ith - Anson Maddocks
Mistveil Plains - Rob Alexander
11x - Plains - Unglued - Christopher Rush
Steam Catapult - Mark Tedin
Well of Lost Dreams - Jeff Miracola

~Specialty Printing~

Ancient Tomb - From The Vault - Realms
Coat of Arms - 7th Edition Foil
Enlightened Tutor - 6th Edition Arena Promo Foil
Evolving Wilds - FNM Promo Foil
Gift of Estates - 9th Edition Foil
Gilded Lotus - From The Vault - 20
Lightning Greaves - FNM Promo Foil
Maze of Ith - Anson Maddocks
Path to Exile - Gateway Promo Foil
Scroll Rack - Commander's Arsenal
Skullclamp - From The Vault - Exiled
Sol Ring - From The Vault - Relics
Swords to Plowshares - From The Vault - 20
Tectonic Edge - FNM Promo Foil
Thran Dynamo - From The Vault - 20
Vesuva - From The Vault - Realms

Date added	11 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.17
Tokens	Kor Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	EDH