The Dark Brotherhood

Unknown Darkness1835

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Darkness1835 says... #1

The new pack is with us.

July 14, 2013 4:12 a.m.

Darkness1835 says... #2

I think this pack pretty much picks itself. Only one thing is even in color, Uncovered Clues . That being said, it's a fantastic pick for our cyclops build. I'm actually pretty happy with getting auto-handed this.
+1 Uncovered Clues

July 14, 2013 4:15 a.m.

Darkness1835 says... #3

A little upset that Izzet Guildgate was taken. My bet is that it was the other izzet drafter we think exists. In fact, almost all the fixing in this pack (and there was a lot) is gone except for Dimir Cluestone . Blue is definitely more open than red, seeing as Rakdos Cluestone was taken.

July 14, 2013 4:20 a.m.

Darkness1835 says... #4

The Google doc is current and being updated daily again; theory-crafters have at it.

July 14, 2013 4:31 a.m.

Might as well just autopick this one. Pretty good for our deck.

July 14, 2013 6:29 a.m.

dcarpntr says... #6

In agreement about Uncovered Clues.

July 14, 2013 10:28 a.m.

actiontech says... #7

No comment needed, just letting everyone know I'm still paying attention.

July 14, 2013 11:20 a.m.

Draugo says... #8

Yep

July 14, 2013 11:22 a.m.

Agog says... #9

+1 clues

July 14, 2013 11:56 a.m.

TiredTofu says... #10

Okay, since today's going to be boring, I propose a joke exhibition. I'll start.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

July 14, 2013 12:39 p.m.

Draugo says... #11

Here's a new version of the logo.

July 14, 2013 12:53 p.m.

Draugo says... #12

@TiredTofu A confused punchline?

July 14, 2013 12:54 p.m.

actiontech says... #13

Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have H2O." The second guy says "I'll have H2O too." The second one dies.

Stolen from:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand

But still pretty funny.

July 14, 2013 1:23 p.m.

Prevailed says... #14

I'd say we autopick. I don't like the chances Uncovered Clues might get rid of a Nivix Cyclops

July 14, 2013 3:07 p.m.

Kravian says... #15

Not a joke, more of a thread. What is the most useless/underpowered superpower you can imagine?

My two favorites are:

  1. Pastry duplication. Any baked good you can hold in your hand can be duplicated exactly into your other hand, but only once.

  2. If a tree would fall and when no one is around to hear it, you hear it, regardless of your location.

*Taken from an ongoing conversation with my roommates.

July 14, 2013 4:13 p.m.

Darkness1835 says... #16

The ability to grow your own hair at will.

July 14, 2013 5:25 p.m.

Kravian says... #17

But only your knucklehair? C'mon, I'm thinking REALLY obscure, even obnoxious abilities.

July 14, 2013 7:35 p.m.

Darkness1835 says... #18

The ability have lemon juice constantly exude from all orifices of the body. THERE.

July 14, 2013 9:05 p.m.

Darkness1835 says... #19

@Draugo- DUDE. This logo is badass. Lovin' it.

July 14, 2013 9:07 p.m.

Kravian says... #20

HA HA HA HA HA! That's one of the better ones I've ever heard. Also ouch. Make lemonade from THAT optimists.

July 14, 2013 9:50 p.m.

Prevailed says... #21

BAHAHAHHA! We are so odd. I love it! #GoofSquad.

July 14, 2013 9:53 p.m.

The ability to turn inanimate objects into pudding.

July 14, 2013 10:19 p.m.

The ability to change someone else's superpower to "the ability to turn inanimate objects into pudding".

July 14, 2013 10:20 p.m.

TiredTofu says... #24

I'm going to have to go with: Supernatural protection from another person's ability to turn other people's superpowers into "The ability to turn inanimate objects into pudding".

July 14, 2013 10:34 p.m.

Prevailed says... #25

I am so lost. xD

July 14, 2013 10:48 p.m.

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