The Distorter of Metas

Commander / EDH Artifact Eldrazi Ramp

MarkovBrewer69

Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Blasted Landscape
• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Haven of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Mishra's Workshop
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urza's Mine
• 1x Urza's Power Plant
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Urza's Tower
• 1x War Room
• 1x Wasteland
• 3x Wastes
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Instant (1)

• 1x Warping Wail

Sorcery (1)

• 1x All is Dust

Ramp (28)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Dreamstone Hedron
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Forsaken Monument
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Metalworker
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Moonsilver Key
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unstable Obelisk
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Karn, the Great Creator
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Voltaic Key

Creature (13)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Geode Golem
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Void Winnower

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General plan:

This deck has so many goddamn rocks in it because you must cast the fat. If your opener looks like you can just dump a bunch of rocks and cast Kozilek, the Great Distortion that's perfect. You can end up with some seriously obscene mana. Basically plan A is trying to cast the fatties and win like that, but there is some spicy infinite mana and untapping that can happen if you believe.

Combo:

Basalt Monolith + Clock of Omens + Rings of Brighthearth can lead to things like drawing your whole deck with a variety of means like Mystic Forge + Sensei's Divining Top or Planar Bridge. Maybe kill all your opponents permanents with Lux Cannon or Oblivion Stone and just basically win. Hard to get but Helm of Awakening + Mystic Forge + Sensei's Divining Top gets the whole deck on its own.

In case of mass artifact removal:

Pray you have Warping Wail and its sorcery speed. If you don't cry a lot. feedback welcome.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Key combos	Mystic Forge + Sensei's Divining Top Basalt Monolith + Clock of Omens + Rings of Brighthearth Helm of Awakening + Mystic Forge + Sensei's Divining Top
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	22 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 33 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.26
Tokens	City's Blessing, Construct 0/0 C, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C
Folders	EDH decks I play sometimes