The Evilest Thing I Can Imagine

Commander / EDH*

TGIFman

Artifact (5)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Feldon's Cane
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (3)

• 1x Ad NauseamGC
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual

Creature (1)

• 1x Skirge Familiar

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Bond of Agony
• 1x Consume Spirit
• 1x Dark Salvation
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition

Land (84)

• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 83x Swamp

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Vampiric Link

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Crypt Rats
• 1x Dread Cacodemon
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Razaketh, the Foulblooded

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Worst Fears

Artifact (1)

• 1x Possessed Portal

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You know what's evil? Spending the first five turns of a multiplayer commander game acting like you can't do anything, simply dropping a basic swamp and passing the turn. On turn 5, you drop your commander and search for Ad Nauseam. Turn six, play said Ad Nauseam and reveal YOUR ENTIRE DECK. As long as you are at 25 or more life before casting Ad Nauseam, and barring responses from other players you win the game at this point. You drop Lotus Petal into Dark Rit into Cabal Rit and drop Rouge's Passage and Sol Ring and cast Skirge Familiar. Discard all those pesky swamps to add 79 black mana to your mana pool. Then you tutor for a sideboard card and win the game using the means of your choosing. For example, play Crypt Rats, enchant it with Vamp Link, and pay X where X is the highest life total among players. Worst case scenario you use the other cards to cycle your deck back in and Tutor for Ad Nauseam every single turn. Rinse and repeat until victorious.

That. That is evil. That is, in fact, The Evilest Thing I Can Imagine.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 4 Mythic Rares 4 - 4 Rares 9 - 1 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.12
Tokens	Zombie 2/2 B