Almost all the cards in the unhinged set, particularly Old Fogey. I like Mad Prophet, and the dark simplicity of Blood Artist.

Yeva, Nature's Herald

What about Mind Sculpt?

How about Hatred ?

Good suggestions, guys! They're all on the maybeboard (meaning I have not deleted or accepted the suggestions). I like Hatred, though, I think a lot of people do.

Well, yeah. We all like hatred because it's the conversation we have every day with our wallets.

Coastal Piracy is always funny.

Yeah, these are too good lol

awesome my favorite is pacifism

I suggest Uktabi Kong.

why no Null Rod?

how about Wee Dragonauts?

and Wirefly Hive, Messenger's Speed, Fists of the Anvil, Signal Pest, Spark Elemental (fifth dawn version) and Two-Headed Cerberus

Adaptive Snapjaw and Killing Wave

Furnace Whelp

Skirk Prospector

Totally Lost

And of course Lhurgoyf

Knight of Infamy?

Armored Pegasus and the other version which I can't find here's the flavor text: "Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped."

Army of the Damned

Imp's Mischief

Ocarina500 thanks, you know you can do it in one comment :P

I had the Armored Pegasus one but it was a bit long and I didn't find it that funny. Actually a bunch of these I had, lol.

Unstable Footing

You should make a catagories for cards that have text that can be taken the "wrong way," such as Indestructibility.

Maybe a dark and disturbing catagory as well, I know many cards for that list!