The Finest Flavor Text Comedy (Top 60 of MTG)
Modern*
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Atony1400, I'm trying to keep it as centered as I can to comedy, I will probably refrain from making said category to preserve the originality of the deck. It is a good idea, though.
December 28, 2015 5:04 a.m.
Whoa PepsiAddicted. That is literally one of the best I have ever seen. (Coming from a guy who has lived in a city with tons of pigeons everywhere).
December 29, 2015 1:48 a.m.
I was wondering if you'd thought about changing the format to Commander/EDH, so you could have a top 100, and a General (i. e. The top card overall)
December 29, 2015 8:53 p.m.
Interesting idea Atony1400, I will keep that in mind. As for the others, good suggestions, I'll see where they line up.
December 30, 2015 12:37 a.m.
HexiDecimal says... #12
What about Double Header? I don't know if you accept Unhinged cards.
December 30, 2015 12:12 p.m.
HexiDecimal, first of all, nice username, and I will not be accepting Unhinged cards, this was explained in a previous comment but I failed to put it into the description. I will now, thanks for the reminder :P
December 30, 2015 3:01 p.m.
Ocarina500 says... #14
You HAVE to put in Null Rod. Great card in Vintage (although that's not important) and is just a hilarious card with funny flavor text that goes great with the card itself.
January 1, 2016 6:02 p.m.
SleightWidow says... #18
I thought the Exodus version of Robe of Mirrors was so funny. But maybe it's just a girl thing.
February 1, 2016 8:49 p.m.
I feel like Sedge Scorpion needs an honourable mention at least! XD
February 9, 2016 12:49 a.m.
Oh more than just honorable mention BirdClaw, for sure!
February 9, 2016 8:13 a.m.
Perfect_Phyrexia says... #21
I would suggest Carnival of Souls and Dark Prophecy
February 27, 2016 2:35 p.m.
Both a bit dark, not as comical Perfect_Phyrexia! I have seen countless Carnival suggestions, and it was on the list at one point in time.
February 28, 2016 11:35 a.m.
Tyrannosary says... #23
I don't really think Enormous Baloth should be in the top 5. I'm sure there's a better choice.
March 1, 2016 1:15 p.m.
Yeah, this does seem the weakest one of them so far but I like it because of its novelty and the literal "that escalated quickly" type thing. I like to imagine Bear Grylls or some like National Geographic guy announcing the flavor text for the card.
Tell me if you have any ideas Tyrannosary! Thanks for the input. :)
March 1, 2016 1:30 p.m.
ToolmasterOfBrainerd says... #25
I'd say you could swap Fodder Cannon and Enormous Baloth. Fodder cannon has absolutely classic flavor text.
Atony1400 says... #1
For example, Rot Shambler can go under "Dark and Disturbing".
December 27, 2015 5:46 p.m.