The Finest Flavor Text Comedy (Top 60 of MTG)
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MagicalHacker says... #5
From AER, we got the gem that is Sram's Expertise.
February 27, 2017 9:19 p.m.
Both good suggestions, thanks!
Ski Patrol I like because it fits well into the goblin subtheme, and has a quote from Ib Halfheart.
February 28, 2017 11:43 a.m.
Bovine073,
Have you already considered Abrupt Decay? Saw one in an MM17 pack and immediately thought of your list ...
March 19, 2017 11:50 a.m. Edited.
clayperce it was in here before... I could add it back. I really need to do a big update.
March 19, 2017 12:57 p.m.
Master_Of_Obscure_Blue_Spells says... #12
Utter End Should have been an auto-include in Meta Irony
June 1, 2017 4:49 p.m.
Master_Of_Obscure_Blue_Spells it just seems like good flavor text to me, not necessarily meta or ironic.
June 2, 2017 1:06 a.m.
Bovine073,
I stumbled across an old copy of Spike Jester today. Thought it went even beyond the typical Goblin flavor text ... to Rakdos Goblin! :-D
June 2, 2017 6:05 p.m. Edited.
Bovine073,
Stumbled across Hurloon Shaman today ... ouch!
September 1, 2017 5:51 p.m.
Lol yes that could be a good one. I like it, I like it!
September 1, 2017 6:17 p.m.
This is great. How about Scatter Arc and Torch Gauntlet?
November 14, 2017 9:01 p.m.
CheeseE thanks for the suggestions, I'll add them to the maybe list (and hopefully get to going through them, need to do some spring? cleaning lol).
November 15, 2017 9:40 p.m.
Tyrant-Thanatos says... #23
otters that almost seems like it belongs in the Meta Irony section seeing as how it's a terrible card and it'll never make anything die lol.
November 16, 2017 11:26 p.m.
From RIX, I'm loving the flavor text of Canal Monitor!
January 5, 2018 5:12 p.m. Edited.
Flooremoji says... #25
Dismissive Pyromancer and Twins of Maurer Estate might make the list?
nicobye says... #1
Goblin Spy could be a good card to look at
January 31, 2017 11:58 a.m.