"The Flavor"

Vintage

ZacharyT

Creature (6)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Broodwarden
• 1x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Gideon Jura
• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage

Land (26)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Desert
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Grove of the Guardian
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x New Benalia
• 1x Nimbus Maze
• 1x Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x River of Tears
• 1x Shivan Gorge
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Enchantment (10)

• 2x Doubling Season
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x March of the Machines
• 1x Near-Death Experience
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Ragged Veins
• 1x Shared Triumph

Artifact (5)

• 1x Black Lotus
• 1x Gemstone Array
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice

Instant (7)

• 1x Angel's Mercy
• 1x Defy Gravity
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Ember Shot
• 1x Stifle
• 1x Tidal Bore
• 1x Untamed Might

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Conqueror's Pledge
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Skittering Invasion

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Step #1: Go get yourself 26 lands with the finest art you can find (I've already included some of my personal favorites in this list).

Step #2: Ramp from Black Lotus and Mana Crypt into Dream Halls into Enter the Infinite into Omniscience.

Step #3: Cast Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, Platinum Angel, and Bazaar Trader and end your turn.

Step #4: On your extra turn, cast Doubling Season, followed by Tamiyo, the Moon Sage. She will enter the battlefield with eight loyalty counters, so you can immediately -8 her for the emblem. Then, cast the second Doubling Season.

Step #5: Cast Broodwarden , then cast Skittering Invasion a few thousand times (you can Ember Shot a few to get the exact number you think has the most flavor), then let Skittering Invasion go to your graveyard.

Step #6: Cast Kozilek, Butcher of Truth and Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre. Target Bazaar Trader with Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre and in response, start giving all of your tokens and creatures (minus Platinum Angel) to your opponent using Tidal Bore . Then let Tidal Bore go to your graveyard.

Step #6: Cast Conqueror's Pledge until your have Kor Soldiers equal to the amount of Eldrazi Spawn your opponent has plus 13 (again, you can Ember Shot for the right amount). Then, let Conqueror's Pledge and Ember Shot go to your graveyard.

Step #7: Cast Gemstone Array, Leyline of Anticipation, Leyline of Punishment, March of the Machines, Mycosynth Lattice, Mindslaver, Near-Death Experience, and, finally, Gideon Jura (who is essentially a robot).

Step #8: Cast Ragged Veins on Gideon Jura.

Step #9: Doom Blade Platinum Angel (bonus flavor points for killing an angel with Doom Blade), then, through a combination of Gitaxian Probe and Angel's Mercy , get your life total to 16.

Step #10: Activate Mindslaver and pass the turn.

Step #11: Have your opponent attack with all of their creatures.

Step #12: Cast Shared Triumph , choosing (kor?) soldier, and cast Defy Gravity and Untamed Might on Gideon Jura, making him a 16/16 flyer.

Step #13: Have Gideon Jura block Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, 11 tokens block Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, 2 tokens block Broodwarden , and all the other tokens block all the other tokens.

Step #14: Stifle Any attempts to be shuffled back into libraries, and let Stifle go to your graveyard.

Step #15: End the turn.

Step #16: Enjoy the finest land art Magic has to offer as Robo-Cop Gideon Jura stands alone, victorious, and win on the upkeep in a massive flavor explosion.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	4.85
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elemental 8/8 GW, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, Kor Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C