Here's the full story. Every night for two months, my friend proxied up this deck. He consistently played a turn-1 Storm Crow and won our cEDH game. It was his passion. He had become a master of this deck.

When he played the God Crow in our LGS' league, they said that most of the cards in this deck weren't legal for Commander! And even when they did let him play, someone Force of Willed his Blacker Lotus and won on turn 1 with an infinite combo. He's still sore about it...

Hah, must not be a good player if he didn't know to Force of Will back!

He can't Force of Will because Storm Crow was in the Command Zone, not his hand.

Ooh, did the OPP use Command Beacon?

@Daedalus19876

Thanks for your comment:)

Do you think I need to change anything on this pages formating so that the servants of the almighty might be able to better understand his wisdom?

I have been considering Force of Will for a while now and I plan to add it soon once I find an Island to take out for it.

@ThoAlmighty

thanks for your comment:)

I don't think this deck needs another 1/1 creature after all it has the mighty Scornful Egotist running rampent with the best power and toughness to CMC ratio ever printed:) I will give it a playtest though.

@Skjoldschoennemann

Thanks for your suggestions, I will playtest them extensively:)

@TezzeretofCarmot21

Thanks for your comment:)

If one of your combos gets countered just slam one of the other 10+ combos onto the field and if worst comes to worst you can always slam down an Island and crush your opponents with the second most powerful card ever printed(there are 80 copies in the deck you can win pretty consistantly with this route)

Needs some Tinker in here! I can’t suggest anything for the unholy power of Storm Crow!

I'm crying tears of joy. . .

It's so beautiful. . .

:,D

Thanks Darkshadow327!!!

FLATSO99

I feel like you need a Time Vault and Voltaic Key to truly make it cEDH XD

How dare you play islands in this deck that aren't snow-covered. Disappointing.

How has this deck not hit the ban list yet. Also, needs more Flying Men in my opinion though (a pseudo-Storm Crow in the 99).

@hkhssweiss

I would add in that combo in but this deck wins so fast I don't need to take turns to win much less extra turns.

@ZendikariWol

Storm crow is a tropical bird so putting him on a snow coverd land would be insulting.

@DangoDaikazoku

They have tried to ban Storm Crow a ton of times but his Glorious power is insuppressible!!!

Nice deck!

Actually, living largely in North America, crows absolutely do not prefer a tropical climate.

But ZendikariWol, those are regular crows. We are talking about the almighty Storm Crow here!!

But haven't you noticed? Storm Crow rhymes with Snow-Covered Island! And if it rhymes, it must be true (eg "if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit")!

whispers Should we tell him it doesn't rhyme?

whispers Did I make it clear enough I was joking?

Joins in circle and whispers: I can whisper too :P

whispers Was that an Elf reference?

Is an actual spooky ghost who comes up behind you and whispers

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal BEEP . A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

is consumed by the spirit of a spooky scary skeleton who comes up behind you using my body

"It's free real estate!"