The Hecklers

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (53)

• 1x Aethersquall Ancient
• 1x Bygone Bishop
• 1x Chancellor of the Spires
• 1x Dreamborn Muse
• 1x Droning Bureaucrats
• 1x Hedron Crab
• 1x Manic Scribe
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Minister of Inquiries
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 42x Persistent Petitioners
• 1x Sage's Row Denizen

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Drowned Secrets
• 1x Fleeting Memories
• 1x Rhystic Study

Land (33)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 16x Island
• 10x Plains
• 1x Port Town
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Sea of Clouds

Artifact (7)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Consulate Turret
• 1x Decoction Module
• 1x Grinding Station
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Sands of Delirium
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal

Commander (1)

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Startled Awake  ^Flip
• 1x Telemin Performance

Instant (1)

• 1x Confirm Suspicions

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I hate Azorius. So here’s my first ever Azorius Commander deck! (8th overall)

I’ve never attempted this win condition in Commander, and the release of Persistant Petitioners really made me want to try.

This is a first draft. I may rethink the Energy/ Clue stuff.

Game 1: Flooded with Petitioners, which isn’t terrible. Destroyed by a board wipe and a combo deck going off ridiculously fast.

Replaced a couple Petitioners with Dreamborn Muse, Rhystic Study, Chancellor of the Spires, and Droning Bureacrats.

Game 2: Hecklers win! Win was fairly reliant on not being seen as the threat, and an Aethersquall Ancient activation. It has earned a permanent spot in the deck. I also introduce the theatrics of the deck: “puppeteering” the various Advisors by wiggling the card and making fun of all the cards played and player habits. Got some good laughs.

Game 3: was in position to take a player out, but my game pretty much ended with a board wipe from another player. Definitely need to add Teferi’s Protection and a couple other similar cards. Also need to get Riddle...something. It’s a Commander set exclusive card that works as Propoganda, but with milking instead of mana.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 44 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.49
Tokens	Clue, Energy Reserve
Folders	Decks to look at