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The Hitman and His Handler

Commander / EDH RW (Boros)

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You ever need someone out there, fast and quick, ready to tussle with the best and worse of it.

So you go asking around, you find his weapon guy, a Kor who goes by the name, Archeaologist, all sneaky like. He says, "Yeah, I got a guy, just know, where ever he goes, it ain't quiet."

You ask for the price, he says, "Just cover the cleaners, he takes pride in his work."

You say alright, leave your information, and mosey on out.

At 6 o'clock you hear about a 3-foot lizard, lambasting a 14 wheeler through a McDonalds, wielding 2 traffic cones with knives duct taped to the edges, knives laced with rat poison, and from what you understood, had some shards of glass duct-taped to his head, like some kind of walmart batman. He threw a cone at the intended target, your boss, who ate the last cinnamon raisin bagel, the one you called dibs on, the one where he said, "Ah, well ya know what they say, birds and worms and all that." Yeah, well now he's birdworms... shit, ya missed that one up.

Either way the Lizard doesn't stop there, he proceeds to head butt your Boss' friends, throw a cone at a cashier, steal some guys moped, and crashes it into a gas station pump not too far away. You could've sworn he died, but you see him stumble away from the wreckage, rat poison, fire, and duct tape leaving a beautiful trail of carnage and improvisation.

You get a call, its the Archaeologist, "Good luck with that second mortgage."

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99% Casual

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 4 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

17 - 0 Mythic Rares

36 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

7 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.91
Tokens 4/4 C Token Legendary Creature Avatar, Angel 4/4 W, Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Emblem Ajani Steadfast, Emblem Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants, Emblem Basri Ket, Human Cleric 2/1 RW, Human Rogue 1/2 RW, Human Warrior 3/1 RW, Kor Warrior 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, The Monarch, Treasure
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