The Hokey Pokey

Commander / EDH*

NinjaFist

Creature (29)

• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Blinding Angel
• 1x Bone Dancer
• 1x Centaur Rootcaster
• 1x Cephalid Constable
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Darien, King of Kjeldor
• 1x Derevi, Empyrial Tactician
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Graceful Antelope
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Pygmy Hippo
• 1x Raven Guild Master
• 1x Raving Dead
• 1x Relic Seeker
• 1x Sakiko, Mother of Summer
• 1x Sidisi, Brood Tyrant
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Spawnwrithe
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Throat Slitter
• 1x Torrent Elemental
• 1x Trygon Predator
• 1x Tymna the Weaver *f-etch*

Land (35)

• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 5x Forest
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 6x Island
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 6x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Behind the Scenes
• 1x Bower Passage
• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Larceny
• 1x Mystic Decree
• 1x One with Nature
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Artifact (15)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Predator, Flagship
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Scytheclaw
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (2)

• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Summary Dismissal

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Ghastly Conscription
• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Solar Tide
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Whispering Madness

Commanders (2)

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Creature (9)

• 1x Augury Adept
• 1x Brago, King Eternal
• 1x Caustic Wasps
• 1x Dawning Purist
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Meren of Clan Nel Toth
• 1x Precinct Captain
• 1x Rootwater Thief
• 1x Undead Alchemist

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Wave of Vitriol

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The untouchable duo of Sidar Kondo and that other guy that I use just for the colors! The focus of this deck is to poke opponents with utility creatures that don't otherwise have evasion built in. Basically, remove troublesome stuff from their board with the likes of Trygon Predator, Cephalid Constable, Throat Slitter , then kill them with the likes of Quietus Spike, Mirror Entity, and my favorite, Phage the Untouchable. Most of this was an old build of a Torrent Elemental deck that got the gracious gift of White due to our lord and savior Sidar Kondo, giving creatures like Raven Guild Master double strike, which is very satisfying.

Very much a work in progress, let me know what you think!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.70
Tokens	Copy Clone, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Deck Ideas