The House Always Wins a Quarter of the Time

Commander / EDH* Casual Dice Group Slug RBW (Mardu) Tokens Treasure

Optimator

Creature (29)

• 1x Alibou, Ancient Witness SL
• 1x Arcbound Condor
• 1x Chaos Channeler SL
• 1x Chaos Dragon
• 1x Cyberman Patrol
• 1x Cybermen Squadron
• 1x Delina, Wild Mage
• 1x Herald of Hadar
• 1x Hoarding Ogre SL
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Iron Mastiff
• 1x Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter
• 1x Kambal, Profiteering Mayor SL
• 1x Kellogg, Dangerous Mind SL
• 1x Lightfoot Rogue SL
• 1x Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Marionette Master SL
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Rose, Cutthroat Raider
• 1x Securitron Squadron SL
• 1x Steel Overseer SL
• 1x Vihaan, Goldwaker
• 1x Witch Enchanter  ^Flip
• 1x Wyll, Blade of Frontiers *f-etch* SL
• 1x Yes Man, Personal Securitron

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Alchemist's Talent
• 1x Barbarian Class SL
• 1x Caretaker's Talent
• 1x Maddening Hex SL
• 1x Shared Animosity

Land (35)

• 1x Ash Barrens SL
• 1x Canyon Slough SL
• 1x Clifftop Retreat SL
• 1x Command Tower SL
• 1x Desolate Mire SL
• 1x Diamond City SL
• 1x Dragonskull Summit SL
• 1x Evolving Wilds SL
• 1x Exotic Orchard SL
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Memorial to Glory SL
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape SL
• 1x Nomad Outpost SL
• 1x Path of Ancestry SL
• 4x Plains
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge SL
• 1x Smoldering Marsh SL
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field SL
• 1x Tainted Peak SL
• 1x Temple of Malice SL
• 1x Temple of Silence SL
• 1x Temple of Triumph SL
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse SL
• 1x Treasure Vault SL

Instant (13)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking SL
• 1x Chaos Warp SL
• 1x Contraband Livestock SL
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Deadly Dispute SL
• 1x Dispatch SL
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Grave Endeavor
• 1x Path to Exile SL
• 1x Six-Sided Die
• 1x Swords to Plowshares SL
• 1x Wear / Tear SL
• 1x Wyll's Reversal SL

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Arcane Signet SL
• 1x Brotherhood Vertibird SL
• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Component Pouch SL
• 1x Dolmen Gate SL
• 1x Lightning Greaves SL
• 1x Luck Bobblehead SL
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Surveyor's Scope
• 1x Talisman of Conviction SL
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Tarrian's Journal  ^Flip
• 1x The Deck of Many Things
• 1x Vexing Puzzlebox SL
• 1x Wand of Wonder

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Attempted Murder
• 1x Blasphemous Act SL
• 1x Danse Macabre SL
• 1x Myrkul's Edict SL
• 1x Organic Extinction SL
• 1x Reckless Endeavor SL
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum SL

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Creature (37)

• 1x Arbaaz Mir
• 1x Automated Artificer
• 2x Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
• 1x Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor  ^Flip
• 1x Brazen Dwarf
• 1x Caesar, Legion's Emperor
• 1x Clay Golem
• 1x Craig Boone, Novac Guard
• 1x Cybermat
• 1x Desdemona, Freedom's Edge SL
• 1x ED-E, Lonesome Eyebot
• 1x Elder Arthur Maxson
• 1x General's Enforcer
• 1x Giggling Skitterspike SL
• 1x Impassioned Orator
• 1x Indomitable Archangel
• 2x Iroas, God of Victory SL
• 1x Keeper of the Accord
• 1x Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mahadi, Emporium Master
• 1x Mister Gutsy SL
• 1x Neyali, Suns' Vanguard
• 1x One-Clown Band
• 1x Paladin Danse, Steel Maverick
• 1x Prosper, Tome-Bound SL
• 1x Prowl, Stoic Strategist  ^Flip
• 1x Ratchet, Field Medic  ^Flip
• 1x Selfless Spirit SL
• 1x Sentinel Sarah Lyons
• 1x Sentry Bot
• 1x Slicer, Hired Muscle  ^Flip
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum SL
• 1x Starscream, Power Hungry  ^Flip
• 1x Zirda, the Dawnwaker

Artifact (24)

• 1x Automated Assembly Line
• 1x Bag of Devouring
• 1x Fabrication Foundry
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lithoform Engine
• 1x Mind Stone SL
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Pre-War Formalwear
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sonic Screwdriver
• 1x Spiked Pit Trap
• 2x Strength-Testing Hammer SL
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots SL
• 2x Sword of Hours SL
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver
• 1x The Prydwen, Steel Flagship
• 1x Thought Vessel SL
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble SL

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Circuits Act
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Megaton's Fate
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x The Nipton Lottery
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Battle of Hoover Dam
• 1x Black Market SL
• 1x Fervent Charge
• 1x Inspiring Leader
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Koskun Falls SL
• 1x Marshal's Anthem
• 1x Night Shift of the Living Dead
• 1x Prosperous Partnership
• 1x Sticky Fingers
• 1x Stolen Strategy
• 1x Tempered Steel
• 2x Tocasia's Welcome
• 1x Trouble in Pairs
• 1x Vault 21: House Gambit

Instant (7)

• 1x Big Score
• 1x Bottle-Cap Blast SL
• 1x Flawless Maneuver SL
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Revivify
• 1x Unexpected Windfall SL
• 1x Valorous Stance

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Comet, Stellar Pup
• 1x Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant

Land (3)

• 1x Castle Embereth
• 2x Mines of Moria

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Dice-rolling and robots and treasure with Mr. House, President and CEO.

I don't imagine this will look too different than most Mr. House decks; only so many Baldur's Gate and Fallout cards.

Probably going to be a lot of overlap with my Temur treasure deck Gimme The Loot (Theft and Treasure) and my Rakdos token deck I Feel It In My Gut (Skeletons & Aristocrats), but I think the dice-rolling and Fallout cards will make it worth it.

Top Ranked	Achieved #17 position overall 4 months ago Achieved #16 position in Commander / EDH 4 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Treasure 4 months ago
Date added	4 months
Last updated	1 day
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	106
Avg. CMC	3.28
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G, Clown Robot 1/1 W, Construct 1/1 C, Copy Clone, Goat 0/1 W, Junk, Ox, Robot 3/3 C, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure
Folders	Decks to tryt