The "How to make everyone hate you" deck

Commander / EDH

emmettchan

Creature (10)

• 1x Braids, Conjurer Adept
• 1x Capricious Efreet
• 1x Chaos Lord
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Etherium-Horn Sorcerer
• 1x Fatespinner
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Jhoira of the Ghitu
• 1x Perplexing Chimera

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Command Tower
• 14x Island
• 15x Mountain
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Volcanic Island

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Chaosphere
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Conjured Currency
• 1x Curse of Echoes
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Grand Melee
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Ice Cave
• 1x Impulsive Maneuvers
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Psychic Battle
• 1x Shared Fate
• 1x Tectonic Instability
• 1x Tide of War
• 1x Total War
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Wild Evocation
• 1x Zur's Weirding

Artifact (19)

• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Crumbling Sanctuary
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Krark's Thumb
• 1x Lifeline
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Possessed Portal
• 1x Proteus Staff
• 1x Sands of Time
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Timesifter

Instant (4)

• 1x Cunning Wish
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Puppet's Verdict
• 1x Radiate

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Burning Wish
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Mana Clash
• 1x Order of Succession
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Whims of the Fates

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Instant (10)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Inferno
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Puppet's Verdict
• 1x Smash to Smithereens
• 1x Time Stop

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Anger of the Gods
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Thieves' Auction

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This deck does exactly what it says in the title: Make everyone hate you. Why exactly you'd want that I don't know, but if you do, this is the perfect deck for you. It doesn't actually win games, however i've won multiple 4 player EDH matches merely because everyone ragequit.

This deck is a chaos deck with the mere objective to piss everyone off by, for instance, casting Thieves' Auction on a full board or playing Grip of Chaos and making everyone have to roll dice all day to figure out where their spells fly. Arjun is the commander merely because he/she/it has is a 5/5 flyer with an ability that keeps your hand fresh and full of chaotic cards.

The deck is surprisingly relatively cheap (aside from the land base, of course) as most cards suck, and won't see play ever. However, I don't really see why you would ever want to build this deck, like seriously, why are you even still reading, the decklist should have scared you off. I put in the wish cards that are U/R to add a little competetiveness, but the cards that I put in the sideboard for it aren't really thought out, put whatever you have in there.

Overall, don't expect to win with this deck, and if you do, don't expect to ever have the people you won against talk with you ever again. Almost every card has an impact big enough to make even the strongest EDH-strategies sigh. Oh, you have a board of giant poisonous Sliver? Thieves' Auction, gimme about 1/3 of all of them. Talking about card:Thieves's Auction and similar cards, as most of your permanents have an effect that affects everyone equally, cards like this almost always benefit you. Nice accidental synergy that ultimately doesn't do much. But yeah, don't build this deck if you like having friends.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 63 - 10 Rares 4 - 3 Uncommons 1 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.62
Tokens	Copy Clone