The Mill of Annoyance (Dimir Mill)

Modern Aggro Mill UB (Dimir)

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Creature (12)

• 4x Hedron Crab
• 4x Jace's Phantasm
• 4x Manic Scribe

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

Land (23)

• 2x Darkslick Shores
• 2x Flooded Strand
• 3x Ghost Quarter
• 3x Island
• 4x Polluted Delta
• 4x Shelldock Isle
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Watery Grave

Artifact (4)

• 4x Mesmeric Orb

Instant (11)

• 4x Archive Trap
• 3x Crypt Incursion
• 4x Visions of Beyond

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Glimpse the Unthinkable
• 4x Mind Funeral

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This was the first deck that I have ever made and has been through countless iterations and edits, and now I think it is finally time to share it with the world. As is implied by the deck's title, it is not meant to be very competitive and is simply meant to annoy your opponent which will sometimes make them angry to the point where they end up playing poorly and just throw the game. The way this works is with Mill you just force them to put their entire deck into their graveyard, and nobody likes seeing their favorite combo cards discarded before they even get a chance to use them. That being said a competent player with a top tier deck will probably wipe the floor with you, and any sort of dredge deck (which is pretty common in modern) is like "Yes, mill me. I dare you." But it is still very good fun to play if you enjoy being a thorn in people's sides.

From Library to Graveyard:

• Archive Trap: Because of how much people search their libraries in modern you will almost always be able to cast it for free, and if you have multiple in your hand then you can fire them all off.
• Glimpse the Unthinkable: This is another auto include because of how consistent it is at getting rid of your opponent's library, and it instantly enables Jace's Phantasm.
• Mind Funeral: While this card is less consistent than Glimpse, it can still be absurdly effective if you get lucky.
• Mesmeric Orb: This card punishes your opponent for casting anything at all.
• Hedron Crab: This is just more free mill, and the synergy with your fetch lands is nuts.
• Manic Scribe: This is pretty much 4 more copies of Hedron Crab, except it costs 1 more mana.

Words of Wisdom:

I know that the deck's budget may be a little bit steep for a sort of gimmicky deck, but I've been working on this deck for 2 years to get it to its final iteration so I didn't feel the price too much. However, the 4 Glimpse the Unthinkable still hurt tho, rip wallet :'(. If you have suggestions please let me know and if you feel so inclined, please gimme one of them +1 upvotes.

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Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.24
Folders	Interesting Stuff, 10 Guild Modern Decks, playable decks