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The most primitive deck in MTG history

Modern Casual Five Color Show and Tell Theme/Gimmick

Matador


If you don't feel like reading long texts on a card, then this is the deck for you.

Hello everyone and welcome to another show and tell deck tech!

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Like seriously, who the hell wants to read Dance of the Dead? The text is so small and then you have to explain it to your opponent which might take a few minutes. I just want cards that make my creatures bigger, cards that let me draw card, and things to affect my opponents creatures.

This deck doesn't have cards that do things like "at the beginning your upkeep, looks at the top two cards of your library, if one of those is a non-creature spell, you may cast one of those cards with out paying its mana cost. During your combat step, creatures your opponents opponents control that have 4 or greater power and are non-spirit creatures cannot block. Then at the next end step, discard a card from your hand. If you are unable to discard a card you lose 4 life. When you discard a card, you may randomly pick one non-land from your graveyard and put it into hand, if you do shuffle the rest of the cards of your graveyard into your library......" blah blah blah. Giving target creature +3/+3 or dealing 2 damage to your opponent is all I need for this deck.

Don't even get me started with Sorrow's Path. Its bad enough that you have to look online just to understand what it does. I mean, it says exchange two blocking creatures. You cannot create an illegal block? then you take 2 damage and your take 2 damage when they are tapped? I just want my lands to tap for mana!!!!!!!!!

Who knows, someday I might make the most confusing deck in MTG history

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(9 years ago)

-2 Clinging Darkness main
+1 Dark Favor main
+2 Debilitating Injury main
+1 Divine Favor main
-2 Luminous Wake main
Date added 9 years
Last updated 9 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Uncommons

43 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.02
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