The Most Random Simic Deck

Standard GWUB

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Creature (31)

• 1x Cloudfin Raptor
• 2x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Deadly Recluse
• 2x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Experiment One
• 1x Judge's Familiar
• 1x Kalonian Tusker
• 2x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Master Biomancer
• 1x Master of Waves
• 1x Mistcutter Hydra
• 1x Nightveil Specter
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Polukranos, World Eater
• 1x Prophet of Kruphix
• 1x Renegade Krasis
• 1x Reverent Hunter
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Sedge Scorpion
• 1x Skylasher
• 2x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Tidebinder Mage
• 1x Vorel of the Hull Clade
• 1x Vortex Elemental
• 1x Wall of Frost
• 1x Witchstalker

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace, Architect of Thought
• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

Land (24)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 8x Forest
• 8x Island
• 4x Temple of Mystery

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bident of Thassa

Instant (1)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Divination

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Arbor Colossus
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Prophet of Kruphix

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Domestication

Artifact (2)

• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Ratchet Bomb

Instant (8)

• 1x Aspect of Hydra
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Gainsay
• 1x Mending Touch
• 1x Mortal's Resolve
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Simic Charm
• 1x Unravel the Aether

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I had a bit of inspiration out of the boredom I had manifested throughout hours of playing with my previous decks. They were good decks, but I was getting tired of seeing the same strategies play out again and again and again. Using the mana curve of a mono blue aggro deck as a foundation, I began to put together a conjunction of utter random creatures that wouldn't normally see one another on the battlefield. Never before had a Vorel of the Hull Clade been tapped to double the counters on a Cloudfin Raptor, only to have a Kiora's Follower untap him for more brutal attack damage. Nor had a Briarpack Alpha buffed a Master Biomancer in order to summon 5/5 Sedge Scorpion . Crazy and weird things like this are what got me into magic in the first place, and I wanted to relive the experience of seeing a deck do hilarious things. Yeah, it won't win an FNM any time soon, but its generated some giggles, so it has served its purpose. Feedback is welcome so please make recommendations to better fill in the creature or spell slots. Thanks again tappedout for being alive!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 6 Rares 7 - 4 Uncommons 6 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.53
Tokens	Elemental 1/0 U, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Kraken 9/9 U