The only kind of finger I have is the middle kind.

Commander / EDH Aggro Control Mono-White Multiplayer

Mirrid

Creature (29)

• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Angelic Overseer
• 1x Angelic Skirmisher
• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Banisher Priest
• 1x Beacon of Destiny
• 1x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 1x Chancellor of the Annex
• 1x Crovax, Ascendant Hero
• 1x Emeria Angel
• 1x Evangel of Heliod
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Jareth, Leonine Titan
• 1x Konda, Lord of Eiganjo
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Mikaeus, the Lunarch
• 1x Radiant, Archangel
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Spirit of the Hearth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ajani, Caller of the Pride
• 1x Ajani Goldmane

Land (36)

• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Karoo
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x New Benalia
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 29x Plains

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Angelic Destiny
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Honor of the Pure
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Light from Within
• 1x Path of Bravery
• 1x Personal Sanctuary
• 1x Serra's Blessing
• 1x Spectra Ward

Artifact (12)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Hall of Triumph
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Instant (6)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Mana Tithe
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Scout's Warning
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Dust to Dust
• 1x Mass Calcify
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Rout

Commander (1)

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Holla at the big monk, y'all. Let's wreck shop because the only kinds of fingers that Elesh Norn has are the middle kind and they're way up in the air.

The Middle Finger Cards:

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: She's the reason this deck exists. If this deck were a hand, she'd be the 10-foot-tall middle finger that sticks up out of it. The game can be fun, but I'm still going to win. That's when she comes out. Did you really think I used Pyxis of Pandemonium just so everyone could get land and creatures out? Nope, I want to get my threats out without paying their mana cost and then pump them and then win.

Crovax, Ascendant Hero: Our alternate-reality Crovax is basically a weaker Elesh Norn. He pumps almost every creature in my deck and weakens a ton of other creatures. But, he can also pump up other peoples' creatures, so he's a double-edged sword. Still, he's fun to drop against non-white decks and sit back and laugh at what's happening to the board.

Grand Abolisher: Ha, no. Don't even think about casting an instant once he's on the field. Don't touch your stuff. Just leave it alone. I love this card. White control isn't white control without him.

Suture Priest: Yeah, play that creature. Suture Priest doesn't care.

Fiend Hunter and Banisher Priest: Let's exile some stuff.

Avacyn, Angel of Hope and Phyrexian Rebirth or Fated Retribution: One sided board wipe plus possibly some scrying is something I'll always take.

Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker: Yeah, go ahead and hit me. She basically has the annihilator ability, but only costs 3W. Sure, I have to take damage, but the entire point of this deck is for me to weaken everyone else's stuff and then get rid of it, so I probably won't take too much of a beating. A measly 4-7 life for a forced sac is awesome.

Felidar Sovereign: I'm not going to drop him often, but when I do it's because you're being stupid and I'm tired of it and ready to win.

Opal Archangel: Play a creature and see what happens.

Norn's Annex: Where'd all your health go? Oh, sorry.

Angelic Arbiter: Let's get oppressive.

Adarkar Valkyrie: Oh, your big nasty creature died? It's mine now.

Chancellor of the Annex: No mana for your win con? Oh well.

Spirit of the Hearth: No, you can't make me sac a creature.

Anthems:

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: Is there nothing she cant do?

Crovax, Ascendant Hero: Sure, I'll boost every creature I control.

Archetype of Courage: Shoutout to first strike.

Kabira Vindicator: He's like a miniature Elesh Norn and has a really decent body.

Angelic Skirmisher: Just a good value. First strike, vigilance, or lifelink? I'll take it.

Honor of the Pure, Light from Within, Path of Bravery, Angelic Voices, Serra's Blessing, Spear of Heliod: All of these cards just boost everything or give them great effects or benefit me in some other way. I love it.

Combos:

Angelic Overseer + Konda, Lord of Eiganjo : Hexproof and indestructible angel and a beefy dude on the ground.

Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Phyrexian Rebirth or Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Fated Retribution : blow everything up and either have a huge army with a giant horror creature or scry two and set up my next few draws while everyone else is still recovering.

Cavern of Souls plus any big angel: let's shut down a few blue decks.

Emeria, The Sky Ruin + Plains + a dead creature: ETB stuff is fun, right?

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Key combos	Angelic Overseer + Konda, Lord of Eiganjo Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Phyrexian Rebirth Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Fated Retribution
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.00
Tokens	*/* W Creature Avatar, Bird 1/1 W, Cat 2/2 W, Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	EDH (Creature Based)