THE PETITIONS OF HILARITY

Standard* Budget Casual Combo GU (Simic) Mill TurboFog

-Arcanity-

Land (23)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 1x Forest
• 4x Hinterland Harbor
• 10x Island
• 4x Simic Guildgate

Creature (28)

• 4x Beast Whisperer
• 24x Persistent Petitioners

Artifact (4)

• 4x Vanquisher's Banner

Planeswalker (3)

• 3x Tamiyo, Collector of Tales

Instant (2)

• 2x Root Snare

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 2x Mirror Image
• 3x Reclamation Sage
• 2x Sailor of Means

Instant (8)

• 2x Dive Down
• 4x Negate
• 2x Pause for Reflection

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I'm literally too lazy to write a description. 'Cuz this actually works, somehow! It's the petitions of hilarity. Okay, the principle behind this deck is to have either a Beast Whisperer or Vanquisher's Banner out, and then play a bunch of Persistent Petitioners , which cantrip into more Persistent Petitioners , and just mill the opponent out. Some protection spells and Fog s are thrown in for good measure to keep us alive 'till our somewhat slow mill plan comes online.

P.S. I'm not sure whether the sideboard should be modified to give the deck a surprise strategy change plan or just be left as-is, since the current configuration is created more from theorizing than playtesting. The main deck works, though, and that's all I care about.

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 0 Rares 0 - 5 Uncommons 30 - 10 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.70
Tokens	Treasure
Folders	Standard ideas, Facinating decks