The Pirates who don't do Anything

Commander / EDH* UBR (Grixis)

Dijon_Mayo

Creature (38)

• 1x Amphin Mutineer
• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Azure Fleet Admiral
• 1x Boarding Party
• 1x Breeches, Brazen Plunderer
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Captain Vargus Wrath
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Coastline Marauders
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Corsair Captain
• 1x Crafty Cutpurse
• 1x Crimson Fleet Commodore
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Deadeye Brawler
• 1x Deadeye Plunderers
• 1x Departed Deckhand
• 1x Dire Fleet Captain
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Dire Fleet Neckbreaker
• 1x Dire Fleet Poisoner
• 1x Dire Fleet Ravager
• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Fathom Fleet Cutthroat
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Forerunner of the Coalition
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Lightning-Rig Crew
• 1x Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Slippery Scoundrel
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Storm Fleet Swashbuckler
• 1x Warkite Marauder
• 1x Zara, Renegade Recruiter

Land (35)

• 1x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Frostboil Snarl
• 8x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Watery Grave

Artifact (7)

• 1x Captain's Hook
• 1x Fell Flagship
• 1x Goldvein Pick
• 1x Pirate's Cutlass
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tempting Contract
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Curious Obsession
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Sea Legs
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip

Commander (1)

Instant (8)

• 1x Buccaneer's Bravado
• 1x Fiery Cannonade
• 1x Invigorated Rampage
• 1x Opt
• 1x Savage Alliance
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Temur Battle Rage

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Destructive Tampering
• 1x Finale of Eternity
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x March of the Drowned

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Angrath, Minotaur Pirate

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"We are the Pirates who don't do Anything! We just stay home, and lay around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you: We don't do anything!"

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.38
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, The Monarch, Treasure