the Punisher (Puns Wanted)

Commander / EDH

Firebones675

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Creature (25)

• 1x Anthroplasm
• 1x Anurid Swarmsnapper
• 1x Auratog
• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Crashing Boars
• 1x Dead Reveler
• 1x Demon's Jester
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Furnace Scamp
• 1x Greater Mossdog
• 1x Hammerhead Shark
• 1x Junktroller
• 1x Kobold Taskmaster
• 1x Laughing Hyena
• 1x Necratog
• 1x Rakdos Augermage
• 1x Riptide Mangler
• 1x Root Greevil
• 1x Shapesharer
• 1x Shock Troops
• 1x Souldrinker
• 1x Waterfront Bouncer
• 1x Werebear
• 1x Zombie Trailblazer

Instant (10)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Fling
• 1x Hideous Laughter
• 1x Moonlight Bargain
• 1x Peek
• 1x Sonic Burst
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vanish into Memory
• 1x Voidslime

Commander (1)

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Arcane Teachings
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Fiery Bombardment
• 1x Fowl Play
• 1x Hidden Gibbons
• 1x Last Laugh
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Planeswalker's Mirth
• 1x Shared Fate
• 1x Veiled Crocodile

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Acidic Soil
• 1x Disturbing Plot
• 1x Firebolt
• 1x Foresee
• 1x Gerrard's Wisdom
• 1x Goblin Offensive
• 1x Grizzly Fate
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Vigor Mortis
• 1x Wrench Mind

Artifact (4)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Squee's Toy
• 1x Wheel of Torture

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Sorcery (1)

• 1x Ghastly Discovery

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I tried to cram as many puns into a deck as I could (As well as a few cards related to laughter).

I'm still looking for other pun suggestions. I'd prefer ones that have them in the flavor text rather than in the name like Ghastly Discovery but am still open to including them.

Let me know if you have any good ones!

(Also while I don't know if Voidslime counts as a pun, the fact that it's an ooze with mana cost guu (goo) is enough of a justification for me)

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	46 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Bear 2/2 G, Beast 3/3 G, Goblin 1/1 R