The Real Winner Is Friendship :)

Commander / EDH* Theme/Gimmick

KingKilvas

Creature (27)

• 1x Ajani's Chosen
• 1x Alrund, God of the Cosmos  ^Flip
• 1x Arbiter of Knollridge
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Floral Spuzzem
• 1x Flumph
• 1x Heartmender
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Kitchen Finks
• 1x Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
• 1x Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
• 1x Marauding Raptor
• 1x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 1x Phyrexian Swarmlord
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Polyraptor
• 1x Pramikon, Sky Rampart
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Sporemound
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Viral Drake
• 1x Vizier of Remedies
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted *f-etch*

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Donate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

Land (27)

• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 3x Forest
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 3x Island
• 1x Ketria Triome
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 3x Mountain
• 4x Plains
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Training Center

Artifact (15)

• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bucknard's Everfull Purse
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Tempting Contract
• 1x Victory Chimes

Commander (1)

Enchantment (18)

• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Day of the Dragons
• 1x Divine Intervention
• 1x Enchanted Evening
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Life and Limb
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Opalescence
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Starfield of Nyx
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Titania's Song
• 1x Transcendence

Instant (3)

• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Heroic Intervention

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils

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Greetings everyone! Think to yourself for a moment. No one likes to lose when playing magic. And everyone wants to win. And in a social format like EDH, why not do all you can to make sure everyone at the table is winning! The conceit of this deck is very simple: find as many ways as possible to force the game into a draw state as possible!

Disclaimers Show

1. This deck is inspired by The Professor's recent video and a number of threads I found finding other means to this deck's end. I take no credit for these wonderfully terrible combos. 2. If you don't like running illegal decks, but still want to pilot this dumpster fire, here are the changes I would recommend: Remove Twilight, R&D's Lair, and Pitiless Plunderer, along with black-mana producers. Make Kynaios and Tiro the new commander, add a few of your favorite draw or ramp cards, and lands to replace the black-mana producers. Easy peasy.

Combos Show

Many of these combos can be disrupted if the opponent has a means to interact with them while they're going off, as a warning. Pariah + Stuffy Doll : Target yourself with stuffy doll, then tap it on your next turn. Damage goes round and round forever, crashing the game. Platinum Angel + Transcendence : Once you have enough life, Transcendence will check over and over again, telling you to die but with Angel saying no, and the two will argue until a draw is declared. Harmless Offering + Lich's Mirror or some other form of gifting + Infect: Get your opponent to 10 poison after giving them the mirror and the mirror will shuffle everything they have back, set their life total to 20, see that they're still in a lose state from the poison, and do it again and again, for a truly cursed immortal loop. Arbiter of Knollridge + Celestial Convergence : Timed right, this will put everyones life to the same total, forcing the draw. Day of Dragons + Opalescence or Starfield of Nyx: Day will see itself as a creature and remove itself, causing it to bring itself back, forever. Any card preventing -1/-1 counters+Marauding Raptor or Aether Flash+ Any 2-health persist creature: The red card kills the persister, who comes back with no counters thanks to the third card, then gets killed again, repeating forever, crashing the game. Marauding Raptor + Polyraptor or Aether Flash: The red card hurts the Polyraptor, making another, which then gets hurt too, making another. Infinite raptors. Ajani's Chosen + Enchanted Evening : Makes infinite enchantment cats, crash the game. Pitiless Plunderer + Titania's Song : Once something dies, Plunderer makes a Treasure, which becomes a 0/0 artifact creature who dies, only to replace itself. Life and Limb + Sporemound : Once a land hits, you make a saporling, which is also a land, so make another, and another. In fact, make infinity.

Other Craziness Show

Divine intervention allows us to achieve a draw, no other cards needed! R&D's secret lair gives us a few options, some which crash the game and others which require you to do impossible things, for example: Lair+Alrund to require you to put all cards of a chosen type in existence into your hand Lair+Apocalypse Chime to require you to dig a hole and bury all cards ever printed in the Homelands expansion Lair+Floral Spuzzem, plus an opponent with an artifact, to require everyone to sit and wait for the card to make a decision

Other cards in the deck are your standard group hug/pillowfort affair, because what says friendship more than hugs and pillowforts!

If you know of any other way to force a draw state, please let me know!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Key combos	Pariah + Stuffy Doll Life and Limb + Sporemound Ajani's Chosen + Enchanted Evening Harmless Offering + Lich's Mirror Marauding Raptor + Polyraptor Pitiless Plunderer + Titania's Song Arbiter of Knollridge + Celestial Convergence Platinum Angel + Transcendence
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.44
Tokens	Cat 2/2 W, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Phyrexian Insect 1/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure